Just what is a "Hokey Ass?"

Someone asked me what the HAMB stood for , and when I told them they said "what in hell is a Hokey ***?" .... and I was lost for words. We don't use that saying down here , so can anyone help? Or is this just another "Hokey ***ed" question??????

 

Hokey = corny
*** = ***

 

.......I think you just answered your own question.

 

Ever have someone make a suggestion to you that you thought was ridiculous? The suggestion so bizarr that you think your buddy is off his rocker, out of his mind. Well that is a Hokey thought. Ryan created this message board when the idea that people would want to chat over the internet was thought ludicrous, the thought was Hokey. Ryan did it any way, Thank you Ryan

 

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adjective, hok·i·er, hok·i·est.
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overly sentimental; mawkish: Two gl***es of wine and he gets unbearably hokey; it's hard to believe he's a highly paid executive! Synonyms: corny, maudlin, melodramatic, cloying, goopy, mushy. <o></o>



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obviously contrived, especially to win popular appeal or support; phony: The hokey stories of his impoverished childhood always surface at election time. Synonyms: fake, false, artificial, counterfeit, sham, spurious. <o></o>

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1945&#8211;50; irregular hok(um)

 

I will second that!!

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hokey

 

One time a guy asked my buddy what the HAMB stood for and he answered "****** *** Message Board". I corrected him immediately... he's not much for reading I guess. Some people's kids man....

 

I was told it is the kind of *** you get when dancing to the
"Hokey Pokey" for years !!!!!!LOL

 

dont the rules here say, "No cuss words in the ***les of threads"??

maybe *** is not a cuss word anymore?

Your gonna have to explain that to my momma

 

I thought it meant that for the first year I was on here just reading!!


SalF100

 

Hokey=Goofy, Weird, Strange, Different, etc, but not necessarily with mean or negative intent. Least that's my take on it. Whaddeyeknow...

"Man, that's a hokey-*** message board..."

"Where'd that guy find those hokey-*** wheels?"

 

Just tell them it's the website that "weird donkey farmers" use to communicate with each other!!

My kid thought he was so cool when he learned that *** was also another thing to call a donkey. He thought he could get away with saying *** then....oh to be 10 years old again!

 

My friend here at work asked the same thing when he saw me on the forum. I told him what it stood for, and he mis-heard what I said. Now he always tells me, "there you go bein' a ****** *** again..."

 

And whom might have that been? Hmmmmm.....

 

Just a dumb ***ed message board. Only it wasn't so dumb at all.Turned out a whole bunch of like minded people are addicted to it, including me! BILL RINALDI

 

If you're lucky, he won't figure out that another name for a rooster is "****".

 

i always thought a hokey was one of those little self powered sweepers the wife used to clean up small messes?

 

and I thought that Hokey is a game played on ice....

 

And ***** is a female dog
And ******* is a fatherless child or a type of metal file

We have had a way of making perfectly acceptable words into unacceptable ones. How does that happen?

 

I was a lurker in 1998 and I remember reading that Ryan asked the members to name this board...I could be wrong...your mileage may vary

 

If you have to ask, you don't get it. That's what I tell the uninformed.

 

Yes

Buckle

 

I always wondered if "***ed" would have been more proper than "***," but after years of deep thought on the subject, I arrived at the conclusion that "***" does really sound better. ~ While we're on the subject, I always wondered why we are "HAMBERS," rather than "HAMBSTERS?" Maybe a hamster is too close to a r--? Maybe a logo would have been a beatnik inspired hamster driving a hot rod? Then again, maybe Toyota would have sued Ryan because they have the rights to sporty hamsters driving vehicles. It's a heavy subject.

 

My brother in law is a hokey ***. I knew what it meant right away.

 

I always refer to this place as the Jolopy Journal. most civillians know what a jolopy is.

 

The astounding thing about all this is that it could be the messages are sometimes a little hokey ***. Some are and some are not. Maybe this one. But, then and again, it's a taste thing. Traditional hot rods that follow the same old formula could be hokey and if they are, well call Hokey Mon, are you down wit' it?

 

I went grocery shopping while wearing my HAMB shirt. The clerk lady was serious and asked me, "Where do you get a Hockey *** M***age?"

 

In San Fran if they had a Hockey team

 

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