http://www.austinticketlawyer.com/ <-- recommended on another Austin message board (no personal experience.) After Sept 1st it is legal to carry a handgun in your car if it's concealed and you are traveling. (The description of "traveling" is really loose, so pretty much anytime) As long as the HAMB doesn't count as #4, you should be fine!
I got a star on my car and one on my chest A gun on my hips and the right to arrest I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know I'm a- workin' for the state I'm The Highway Patrol. Well, you'll know me when you see me, 'cause my door's painted white My siren a-screamin' and my flashin' red lights I work all day and I work all night Just a-keepin' law and order, tryin' to do what's right If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol. REFRAIN I'm The Highway Patrol, The Highway Patrol My hours are long and my pay is low But I'll do my best to keep you drivin' slow I'm just a-doin' my job I'm The Highway Patrol. If you're drivin' too fast like you shouldn't do You can bet your boots I'm comin' after you If you wanna race, then get on a race track 'Cause when you try to run away, I'm gonna bring you back I'm here to keep all the speeder's drivin' slow I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol.
Junior is playin' Friday night at the Continental Club. And the Drags are on Saturday. If you leave right now, you could make it easy.
Hmmm both for speeding and one is 12 over and the other is 17 over? I think you found out that your speedo was off by 15 miles an hour and you got that gear in your transmission changed.... anybody feel like writing up a sales slip for a speedo gear for the boss? See your honor I fixed it and did it right away, I can't afford tickets like this all the time and made sure it wouldn't happen again. Sorry.
make it a habit of driving 25 mph UNDER the limit so when you hit the limit it's like you're pushing the envelope...
Hmmm,now there's a plan.I've gotten by with that one before.Do you think a reciept from Okie Homa would work?LOL Ryan I can't say a bad thing about your episode(s),I got popped doind 120+ on the shoulder back in the 70's .That was one seriously mad Hypo. Good luck with your dilema. T.OUT
Should have had Marcie with you, had her fake labor pains, would have gotten an ****** to the hospital instead of a ticket. Hospital bill would have been cheaper.
i got pulled over a few weeks ago me my girl and pops were out cruising threw town in my 47.....we were going down the parkway,stopped at a light.tghis guy pulls up next to me in some new truck revvin up his motor....we all no what that leads to....so when the light turned green i was gone.....lol....i played with him a lil'' in third gear then i let off......a few more miles down the road i was being pulled over.....and man was this cop pissed.....first thing out of his mouth was ....how old are you son? then i replied 33 sir....dont you think you are a little bit to old to be driving like that? he def. hasnt seen me drive while drinkin moonshine...lol he puts me in the back of his car and i dont think my dad ever raised that much hell with me when he cought me doin burnouts in his caprice when i was 15.....another cop pulls up and he had the nerve to tell the other officer i was racing..i said i was just playin with him if i had been racing..that he wouldnt have cought up to me...lol'' he didnt like that either...but i reaaaaallllllyyy got lucky considering i didnt have my liscence or insurance with me...he wrote me a ticket for driving on my vintage tag.....DUH....who ever said you can only drive to and from a show on that tag is stupid....that car is 58 yrs old ..the cop wasnt even that old.....i think its paid its road taxws long enough...so i lost the tag at court ...now i have just a regular dumb plain tag....gggggggrrrrrrrrrrbut it was really funny seeing that copper get all mad at me....he said one time all this money in this car and thats the way our driving it................i said yes that what i built it for..................................
Hey Ryan..., I think I know what part of the problem is for you in Austin..., there is a guy that lives by the airport with a BAD *** "Black" 38 Coupe ("No ****"!) and he prowls the streets and pounds on "Tunerz" on a regular basis. He has a Nasty Lil' 406 SBC and Plain black steel wheels. I've seen him burn the hides off his car by the H.D. dealership on Braker ...!!! So whatever the Police can't get on him they'll p*** on to you...!!!
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