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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Super Streak, Apr 13, 2013.

  1. Super Streak
    Joined: Nov 22, 2011
    Posts: 314

    Super Streak
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    from Florida

    Any of you guys ever go out for a burger and a beer with the wife, then just go cruising only to have an a__hole in a new car start screwing with you? Then the wife tells you don't race I'm in the car. I was pissed and all I could do was flip this ahole off. Some times you can't catch a break.
     
  2. afaulk
    Joined: Jul 20, 2011
    Posts: 1,194

    afaulk
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    Need some cheese?
     
  3. F&J
    Joined: Apr 5, 2007
    Posts: 13,291

    F&J
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    Next time, if the guy has his wife or GF with him, find a way to get along side of the p***enger side window....and give her a very sultry wink and a pretend kiss.


    try it;)
     
  4. 53fordcustom
    Joined: Jan 3, 2011
    Posts: 412

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    Can't relate.. My girl would tell me to floor it
     
  5. tfeverfred
    Joined: Nov 11, 2006
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  6. mashed
    Joined: Oct 15, 2011
    Posts: 1,474

    mashed
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    from 4077th

    Waaa burger and french cries, huh?
     
  7. Hdonlybob
    Joined: Feb 1, 2005
    Posts: 4,150

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    Yep, all the time.
    And the worst thing about it is my wife used to drag race, way back in the 60's and now gets made if I even squeal the tires...
    But I usually laugh out loud at the dip****s you describe..
    Oh and I see the "Can Rats" are out in force tonight too....:rolleyes:
    Cheers......
     
  8. Rattle Trap
    Joined: May 11, 2012
    Posts: 358

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    Nope, Never had that happen. :)
     
  9. old soul
    Joined: Jan 15, 2011
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    from oswego NY

    You shoulda flashed them!!!
     
  10. 1951Streamliner
    Joined: May 15, 2011
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    1951Streamliner
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    from Reno, NV

    Keep calm, and cruise on
     
  11. jcmarz
    Joined: Jan 10, 2010
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    jcmarz
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    from Chino, Ca

    see Dr. Phil or turn around, go back and have another beer.
     
  12. just blimp the throttle at him if he doesnt get the hint floor board it she'll (your wife) will get over it .....eventually and probbably secretly love it
     
  13. black 62
    Joined: Jul 12, 2012
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    black 62
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    from arkansas

    my wifes physical condition makes her unable to ride in a car---the last time was about 5 years ago riding with the top down at a light late model stang starts barking his flomasters at me---looked over at her got the nod ---smoked his *** and went hunting ---found 3 more victims ---damn i'm glad we did that...
     
  14. paintcan54
    Joined: Oct 27, 2007
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    I always tell them don't even think about it, I wouldn't want your friends to laugh at you when I beat your ***.
     
  15. Big Bad Dad
    Joined: Mar 27, 2009
    Posts: 317

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    When I was younger and more macho, I was always ready because I was usually driving a Mopar muscle car. I had Road Runners. Chargers, etc. Now, I still have the cars, 67 Coronet R/t and 64 Fury, but I just laugh and wave. At 54, I don't need the tickets and problems, and don't feel like I gotta prove anything any more.
     
  16. themoose
    Joined: Dec 7, 2008
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    The older I get the less I want to abuse the iron....These days I hate to lay on my back to put in a new rear or transmission.Let the other guy have that fun...I'll just cruise along with a smile on my face.
     
  17. bgaro
    Joined: Sep 3, 2010
    Posts: 1,189

    bgaro
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    aaaaahhh, nothing like a nice relaxing cruise.
     
  18. unit8
    Joined: Sep 27, 2006
    Posts: 53

    unit8
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    from Idaho


    Ditto!
     
  19. Yep^^
     
  20. ^^^Still laughing as I type...CL***IC!!!^^^
     
  21. ya know, kids....if you are in the drivers seat, its YOU who has control of the loud pedal. just tell your wife/girlfriend/******....to HANG ON.....
     
  22. outlaw256
    Joined: Jun 26, 2008
    Posts: 2,022

    outlaw256
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    still happens alot to me around here. me, i love it. so does the wife.but i really like it when shes drivin and im sittin on the p***, side.boy do they get a suprise when she shuts them down!!not too bad for a old lady!!!
     

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