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How to clean white walls!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Action Girl, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. With vintage ad, no less! And yes, S.O.S and brillo are my preferred method of cleaning white walls.

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    This ad is from my favorite website, http://www.ephemeranow.com

    Stacey
     
  2. HEY!! Get off of the hood!!! You're gonna scratch the paint with the rivets in your jeans. Then I'll have to spank you. Oooohhh yeah!!
     
  3. Smokin Joe
    Joined: Mar 19, 2002
    Posts: 3,770

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    Nice add, but it's still a damned bug...:cool:
     
  4. I think that dude's checking out her ass... and why wouldn't he?
     
  5. Her elbow would dent a real beetle hood!

    I've used steel wool before. It actually works just fine.
     
  6. PinHead
    Joined: Jun 3, 2005
    Posts: 243

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    Proof that whitewalls will get you a babe... even if you drive a bug.
     
  7. Really? That's all it takes to get a babe, whitewalls? Wish I'd have known about this miracle drawing power of WWW before. And here I was trying to be polite, charming, and interesting. Wow, who'da thunk it? Whitewalls. Really?
     
  8. JimC
    Joined: Dec 13, 2002
    Posts: 2,242

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    from W.C.,Mo.

    Yeah! I thought you had to take them to the movies and buy 'em dinner.

    Who woulda thunk it?

    Jim
     
  9. 5foot2
    Joined: Apr 28, 2005
    Posts: 291

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    from Maine

    I love these old adds. Jane there is presenting her ass to billy like a monkey in a zoo.
     
  10. Gotgas
    Joined: Jul 22, 2004
    Posts: 7,198

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    from DFW USA

    Jane looks old enough to be Billy's mom. But I'd still give her a Turtle Wax...
     
  11. LDGn63
    Joined: Jan 27, 2005
    Posts: 454

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    thanks for the link to the old ads!

    way cool!
     
  12. TriFiveChevyJohn
    Joined: Apr 18, 2005
    Posts: 212

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    from TEXAS!

    I love it!:D
    5foot2 you got me ROTFLMFAO
     
  13. tred
    Joined: Mar 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,379

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    well, clearly because he's gay...

    just look at those argyle socks!
     
  14. NailHead63
    Joined: Oct 5, 2005
    Posts: 31

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    i got www on my harley. i thought it was the bike that drew in the broads, maybe its just the tires. its certainly not me. think i'll get wide whites for all my rides....
     
  15. Well I'll be....

    I didn't notice that before. Probably 'cuz I try not to look at men below the belt...
     
  16. tred
    Joined: Mar 20, 2003
    Posts: 2,379

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    hey!

    why i oughtta!...
     

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