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Its My Birthday..

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Spike!, Dec 15, 2003.

  1. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
    Posts: 2,733

    Spike!
    Member

    Like anyone gives a ****. So far all I got is a ****py day at work. I need to head off to the target range and picture my bosses head.. [​IMG]

    Spike
     
  2. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
    Posts: 2,733

    Spike!
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    Oh wait..the mail just arrived. Its a package from Scarry Larry... Cool. Yours is on the way Larry.
     
  3. El Caballo
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 6,332

    El Caballo
    Member
    from Houston TX

    Herzlichen Gluckwunsch zum Geburtstag.
     
  4. 41sled
    Joined: Oct 28, 2003
    Posts: 199

    41sled
    Member
    from Orange, CA

    Happy B day-
     
  5. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 7,351

    Tony
    Member

    I wont give you a '****' [​IMG], but i'll wish you a happy birthday you ole fart!!!!

    And i'm sure your going to the 'target range' to shoot your bosses head...
    not the type of shooting i'd expect from what i've gathered [​IMG] [​IMG]

    HAPPY B-DAY SPIKE!

    Rat..
     
  6. OGNC
    Joined: May 13, 2003
    Posts: 1,194

    OGNC
    Member Emeritus

    Merry Birfday! Just think, this is the day you came into the world - naked - screaming - covered in someone elses blood. Kinda romantic when you think about it...
     
  7. Boones
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 9,689

    Boones
    Member
    from Kent, Wa

    Happy B day, mine was last Friday... ya it ****s to get older but the alternative is worse..
     
  8. clint b
    Joined: Sep 3, 2003
    Posts: 68

    clint b
    Member

    It's your B-day and you are spending time on the H.A.M.B. Damn dude, I like you already. Have a Happy B-Day and hope the holidays treat you well. [​IMG]
     
  9. Duck
    Joined: Aug 1, 2001
    Posts: 254

    Duck
    Member
    from Pasco, WA

    Happy Birthday Spike!!

    -Duck
     
  10. flying clutchman
    Joined: Sep 7, 2003
    Posts: 328

    flying clutchman
    Member

    happy birthday, if you are ever in san diego beers are on me [​IMG]
     
  11. moondisc
    Joined: Mar 30, 2001
    Posts: 522

    moondisc
    Member

    All the good ones are born in December!
    I thought the girl on my screensaver was your boss?
    If so I'd like to shoot her. With something else! [​IMG]
     
  12. Nixer
    Joined: Oct 13, 2001
    Posts: 1,589

    Nixer
    Member

    Happy Birthday spike...
     
  13. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

    Donzie
    Member

    Happy Birthday, Spike.
    Mine is shortly after Christams. It ****s having a birthday near Christmas 'cuase most everyone is st****d for cash and you don't get diddely!
     
  14. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
    Member

    Happy ****py birthday!!!!!!!!!!! itll get better [​IMG]
     
  15. AHotRod
    Joined: Jul 27, 2001
    Posts: 12,338

    AHotRod
    Member

    Happy Birthday...you older fart!
    Sympathy from here? [​IMG]
     
  16. [ QUOTE ]
    Happy Birthday, Spike.
    Mine is shortly after Christams. It ****s having a birthday near Christmas 'cuase most everyone is st****d for cash and you don't get diddely!

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Tell me about it, my b-day is two days before christmas and I have to share it with my twin brother.Talk about getting screwd.When we were kids our parents would just tell us to pick something out from under the tree for our b-day present.They never let me pick the big box.
     
  17. krupanut
    Joined: May 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,619

    krupanut
    Member

    Have a good one!
     
  18. AssGasket
    Joined: Apr 19, 2002
    Posts: 402

    AssGasket
    Member

    happy ****ing birthday...

    I'll give you a laugh: I have a warrant out for my arrest... hahaha...

    I got a "Creed" poster to take to the range... Santa is bringing me an AK-47 with 1000 rounds this year... HAHAHA...

    you interested in pictures of that yard i was talking about...???
     
  19. Curt Six
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 1,004

    Curt Six
    Member

    Happy birthday, Spike. We were all gonna pitch in and get you one of those Dairy Queen signs, but we couldn't figure out where the hell we could track one down.
    Curt
     
  20. truth
    Joined: Oct 27, 2003
    Posts: 401

    truth
    Member
    from Boston, MA

    [ QUOTE ]
    Merry Birfday! Just think, this is the day you came into the world - naked - screaming - covered in someone elses blood. Kinda romantic when you think about it...

    [/ QUOTE ]
    That's how I came in, and that's how I want to go out...! Hahaha...
     
  21. hotrodladycrusr
    Joined: Sep 20, 2002
    Posts: 20,765

    hotrodladycrusr
    Member

    Happy Birthday bud! [​IMG]
     
  22. beatnik
    Joined: Nov 8, 2002
    Posts: 2,209

    beatnik
    Member

    Happy Birthday Spike, but don't shoot your Boss, unless your using your camera, wasn't she the hottie from the pics you showed us.
     
  23. burger
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 2,383

    burger
    Member

    Happy Birthday dude.
     
  24. Dragrace66
    Joined: Sep 13, 2001
    Posts: 258

    Dragrace66
    Member

    Happy Birthday.
     
  25. Happy Bday, Spike!
    Bil
     
  26. Happy Birthday!!!
    You're still GAY!!!
    Clark
     
  27. Jeffie James
    Joined: Sep 15, 2003
    Posts: 126

    Jeffie James
    Member

    happy birthday dude. maybe we can get together and play some ping pong on a car hood while our buddies piss on hondas. "ah you pretty srick round-eye"
     
  28. johnnylonghair
    Joined: Jul 8, 2002
    Posts: 354

    johnnylonghair
    Member

    Happy birthday ****k i mean spike(hahahaha)
     
  29. Spike!
    Joined: Nov 22, 2001
    Posts: 2,733

    Spike!
    Member

    Funny you should say "****k"..I WAS born in Puerto Rico..Ponce to be exact..Long story. Anyway, thanks for all the replies and sympathy. The boss took her meds and today shes fine. Shes as hot as she is crazy..Longer story.

    I'm not gay my car is..or was.

    Spike
     

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