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Photoshoppers...BLAKE... customize my milktruck

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Kool Kat, Oct 13, 2005.

  1. Kool Kat
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Here are some pics of the heap. 1962 milktruck.

    I'm thinkin flat white on top like it is but cleaner and black where the red is. Then lettering GOT OUTKASTS? in black letters on the the white half. And maybe some white scallops in the black part. OR pink and white with ruff rider on the side, I can't make up my mind. :p :p

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  2. Kool Kat
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    This is inside the truck. It's locked and hinged on the bottom. Anyone know what would be inside or what it is for?

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  3. I believe it is an early type of tachograph to record the speed etc. of the truck. Ambulances etc. have them although now they are electronic but back in the day I think they printed on round graph paper as you drove. Stu
     
  4. flt-blk
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    Is the Freezer working yet. I have dibs on the Lazy Boy in
    the back for the Roundup next year. :p

    I wonder if you could sell cold beer and write it off your taxes? ;)
     
  5. Why does "Jinx Express" pop into my head when I see that truck? Stu
     
  6. Kool Kat
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    The back is shorter than it looks, lilmike can walk around no problem in it. It is an ammonia system that charges overnight then stay cold all day. Lucky fer me there is a guy that charges these types of systems in the town I live in.

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  7. BLAKE
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    Hard work is done, so here's a blank slate if others wanna play, or I'll jump back on this evening and finish up.

    I'm thinking 'Uncle Jerry's Creepy-*** Ice Cream!"
     

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  8. Kool Kat
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    Thanks BLAKE! How bout just 'Creepy Jerry's *** Ice Cream'
     
  9. Kool Kat
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    Fer the night shift
     
  10. Squablow
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    How about "Icy Jerry's Creepy *** Cream"

    Actually, I think it would be a crime to cover up any of the old lettering or paint. People spend big time/money to fake patina like that, why cover up the real ****?

    Very cool truck, I'm jealous.
     
  11. Kool Kat
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    The patina is there but just too patina'd.

    Hey BLAKE where ya at. I made ya some cottage cheese last night. :eek: :p
     
  12. Kev Nemo
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    I was thinkin of a winkin' milkman with a crate marked 'Milk' (inside- bottles marked **X). ***y lady leg stickin out a door. 'Free backdoor service' or something like that. "Who's Your Daddy?" in script on the back!:D
     
  13. BLAKE
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    Little more...
     

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  14. JasonK
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    Flames and Horns on the side, "HOT AND *****"
     
  15. blown49
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    "Got Milk?" on the back door :D
     
  16. chuckspeed
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    Man - I'd chop the **** outta that; make the windows a damned slit. Then - drop the truck; hang a set of Alcoas on all four corners. That would be hot!
     
  17. These thing are poping up all over the place. Dean
     

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  18. Kool Kat
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    I dig the fenderwell headers but it's got a running 6 in it now. I may go with the 348 or 401 nailhead I have. Or maybe the 354 nailhead. :D
     
  19. Paint this on the side. :D Stu
     

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  20. hatch
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    from house

    milk!!!
     

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  21. plw
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    sort of, but not
     

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  22. van_zombie
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    A little chop, a little drop, a little paint
     

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  23. CG
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    pabst seems to be the choice round here
     

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  24. DrJ
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    Red oxide and white primer, with the same lettering style and location as now but have it say TARNATION vice dream
     
  25. Hot Rod Hoodlum
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  26. You HAD to know it was coming sooner or later...
     
  27. Automotive Stud
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    I think it would look more like an armored car than a milk truck then. :rolleyes:
     
  28. Automotive Stud
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    I like that, as long as it's a ***y milkwoman ;)
     
  29. Joeyd
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    I like yours alot CG with the pabst shceme. And Fat daddys orange ride is awesome too!
     

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