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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BenD, Oct 18, 2005.

  1. BenD
    Joined: Mar 5, 2001
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    Just talked to my Pops in Sarasota FL. to make sure he was watching the latest hurricane. So, like normal the conversation turns to cars and he tells me about seeing this '32 the other night.

    "The other evening I was coming back from the store and this really nice '32 roadster pulls up beside me at a stoplight. The car looked to be all original and fairly well maintained. The driver looked to be in his early 60's or so, not a hair out of place, nose in the air and had two obviously younger girls with him, you kinda know the type.

    So Dad's window is down and he's eyeballing the car, '32 Guy is playing cool pretending not to notice that Dad is interested in the car.

    After a moment '32 Guy kinda looks around in his Ray-Bans and sees Dad looking at the car. Pops kinda gives him a nod and says "nice car".

    The dude in the roadster kinda smugly says, "Yeah, it is".

    So the light changes and right as they start to pull away Dad asks
    "Did you buy it new?"

    The two girls absolutely lost it. :D
     
  2. TooMany2count
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    now THAT is some funny ****.......joe
     
  3. Mike
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  4. gregga
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    Do I need permission to use that line? I love it.
     
  5. hotrodladycrusr
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    :D I LOVE your pops! :D :D
     
  6. hahaha! good stuff. My grandpa is like that.. there was a woman doing the power walk thing, hips in full power walk mode. He pulls up beside her in the grain truck and says, "Doing that to loose weight eh?" she said "yeah" he said, "It ain't working!"

    not as funny, but I love the fact that he's decided he's old enough to say whatever he wants (not that he held back much before). ;)
     
  7. Jack "goose' Marinelli
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    Thats great, kinda like one of the first times i drive my Purple coupe to the gas station, old farmer pulls up next to me in his old beat up pickup and keeps eyeballing the A, perty soon, I say "well watta think?" Old man just shakes his head and sez " looks like you ruined a perfectly good model A" Some dayz you just kant win!
     
  8. NoSurf
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    LMAO.

    Nice.

    It's going to be hard for Jay Leno not to steal that one, then we would know for sure he's a lurker here....
     
  9. knuckle
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    Now that's some funny **** rat there, I don't care who you are!!

    Yea, I'd say your ole mans still got it:D :D
     
  10. Rusty
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    I second that. Way to go for your pops
     
  11. LIMEY
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    Thats pretty funny......i like his style :)

    Kev.
     
  12. mikeyboy
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    i like it...pops sounds like my kinda guy.
     
  13. JayD
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    Good to see that the old man still has it!
     
  14. Man, that's the best comeback I've heard in a long while. Your Pops is a cool guy!
     
  15. 19Fordy
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    "POPS FOR PRESIDENT" bumper sticker!
     
  16. fab32
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    Priceless, I love the way older people just say what's on their mind. Most don't know or care about the term "politically correct". My grandmother was that way. If you didn't want to know what she thought , don't ask,'caus the answer could sometimes startle you.


    Frank
     
  17. BenD
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    I learned from the best I guess. Dad is only 56, but he knows an ***hole when he sees 'em.
     
  18. Automotive Stud
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    One day an old guy came up and was checking out my pop's A. No hood, dual quads, bright yellow, chopped top, full fendered, craigar SS mags. And after looking at it for a long time all he said was "those arn't the original wheels" and left. LOL!
     
  19. scorchr
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    Tell your POPS that he made me laugh! Way Cool!
     
  20. Good One...!:cool: :D
     
  21. jusjunk
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    Not really car related but my dad is a car guy. He is going to be 81 tomorrow and his health is bad and we dunno how much longer he is gonna be around, In fact he is in the hospital tonite getting a blood change,(tranfusion). Any way . A weak ago or so me and my boys stopped buy to see him and say hello. his girl friend was there and after some bull ****ting the conversation changed and she told us she met my dad when she was 45.... he said.............. around the waist:D:D:D
    Dave...
     
  22. BELLM
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    There goes the coffee on the keyboard again!!! That is rich!! So your Dad is 56, just proves my theory, I'm older than most of my friends fathers.:D
    Good to see you Saturday, enjoyed the conversation, as usual.
     
  23. Great comeback.....Made me smile :D
     
  24. seymour
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    from PNW

  25. gregga
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    My dad's a retired doctor. When I was in college, he told me of the wife of a town wheel bringing in her daughter because she hadn't been feeling well. After the exam, he told the mother that the daughter was pregnant. The mother went ballistic with denial. There was no way she could be pregnant, she had never done anythig like that, she was a good girl, she's still a virgin, she stays home and doesn't run with THAT crowd ...... My dad walked to the window and started looking for something. When the mother asked him what he was doing he said, "The last time this happened, there was a bright star in the east."
     

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