Well I just got back last night from a vacation trip to Turks & Caicos. When I first got there I was thinking "man 7 days with no hot rod stuff, will I make it?" So my wife and I go out to the outside resort bar and I see a guy with a T-Shirt on, with a 47 Woodie printed on the front. I am feeling pretty good that I may have a car guy to talk with on this beach vacation. I walk up to him and say "Hi do you have a Woodie"! He turns and says " At my age usually only in the morning" He bought the shirt in Hawaii because he liked it. My wife says (after laughing) That will teach you. Had a great week in the sun. Glad to be back in the garage.
I always heard it was Mae West that said,"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" HRP Sounds like the guy had already rehe****d his reply! HRP
Saw a chick at a store shopping. She was wearing a Von Dutch t shirt. For fun, I asked her who that was and where I could get a similar shirt. She went into a short explanation about how he built choppers in Southern California. I smiled and walked away. Never judge a book by it's cover.
Before I opened this thread I was gonna say "when the wood is plastic contact paper like my dad's old Chevy wagon".
Just depends on which ditch or sewer your from, the funniest one I ever heard , was a gentleman in his early 80's tell us younger guys about wearing a condom when your having *** with a woman , his reply was -do u wear socks in the shower ! Us younger guys ( in our late 30's) never laughed so hard !
I always ask women if they'd like to touch my woodie. Every one walks over and feels up my car. What am I doing wrong?
Funny stuff, gave me a chuckle and reminded me of a similar experience. When my son was maybe 4-5 years old, we typically referred to a "woody" as...well...a woody, at this point he had never seen or heard of the cars of the same name. My in-laws were over one evening, and during dinner we were talking about the cars they had as teenagers back in the 50's. My son, already well along in his training as a "car guy(kid)" was listening with great interest and asked his grandma "what did you have after you got married?" the response...... "well, I didn't have a car, but your Grandfather, he had a woody, it only lasted a couple years then he had to get rid of it" ..........the look on my sons face will be etched on my mind until the day I die. my wife and I had to leave the table to keep from spitting out our food!
My wife has an aunt 97 years old and we visited her in the nursing home on Saturday. First thing she asks me is how's my woody ? with a big grin and followed by a belly laugh. For years we have had this joking going on after giving her and the whole family a ride in a 39 Ford woodie at a family reunion. She's in great spirit of mind for her age and tells us the men there are duds, but the service tech. is pretty hot. True story. Remember to visit your elders while they are with us. Lots can be learned about family and life.
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