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  1. jalopy43
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    Phooy! This thread is leaving a bad taste in me mouth. please killit.:eek: Sparky
     
  2. trey
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    WAIT!!! Is that a cucumber? Where is the rest of it???

    Trey
     
  3. Leave me alone, I'm focusing my tensions... :D
     
  4. Roothawg
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    I think it's Gracie......:rolleyes:
     
  5. Yo Baby
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    She still hasn't revealed where in the hell Taft is or if her exotic dances include tools.LMFAO
    T.OUT
     
  6. 23 bucket-t
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    [​IMG] Welcome Emma : Good luck with your New Passion, any girl who has a love for cars is real cool. There are a lot of people who will be willing to help you with your car. But there will be some who will .......... Just stick with the winners. Remember the most stupidest question is the one not asked. :cool:
     
  7. tred
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    germ?

    is that you?

    :D :D :D
     
  8. k9racer
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    Taft is a small community that is in Tennesse but also the post office serves much of alabama. If she is a dancer she more than likely works at the Boobie Bunalgo in Elkton Tenn. on I-65.. Is today the first of april????as GG Liddy has said before "brovo-- seria"..
     
  9. Thirdyfivepickup
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    "The Boobie Bungalo."

    (I just wanted my 2000th post to have the word boobie in it.) :):)
     
  10. zman
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    from Garner, NC

    Don't go away mad, just go the fuck away.... :eek:

    This is bullshit....
     
  11. jalopy43
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    I thiught TAFT was in Cali. west of bakersfield. small farming town. I didn't know they have dancers there. it's been a long time since i was in taft. oh well.....SMOOTCHES:DSparky
     
  12. k9racer
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    Oh well the 10c one is only about 40 miles from your place.Mile Marker 6 in Elkton Tn. and I know you know where the world famous Boobie Bungalow as its only 25 or miles so from you. The bungalow has the world record of tandum topless parachute jumps. Jump Master Fast Eddie said he almost got beat to death on the way down.But then to their must be more than 2 places called Taft................yes they are in Tx,Tn,SC,Ok,ND,MT,Mo,La,Ky,Fl,Ca,.....I still think its april first.
     
  13. hotrod6cyl
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    My heart crushed "girls aren't really good at this car thing"! Darlin' get some confidence... you can be good at it, you don't need a boy around to turn wrench for you! You can know everything you need to to do it yerself!

    Allison
     
  14. Gracie
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    Hahaha! That's the tittie bar next door to the giant chicken ain't it?
    Too funny.

    No, this is not Gracie's little joke post... I had nothing to do with it.
     
  15. jalopy43
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    I could use a 'ratroddin' hunny right about now:( smootches....:D Sparkles. These girls have me sooo cornfused:mad::p:(:D
     
  16. Brandy
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    Fuck I don't know what's funnier...........Sparky's depression or this whole thread.:rolleyes:
     
  17. jalopy43
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    I'm suprised Grim has let it go on so long. I'ts all a game ,but fun. Sparkxx
     
  18. JohnnyB327
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    they have titty bars next to giant chickens? I'm definitly move into tinglers place!
     
  19. trey
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    especially if its fried chicken. im there.
     
  20. Roothawg
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    Insert theme song "8 piece box" or "Fried Chicken and Gasoline."
     
  21. Gracie
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    Ha HA! I knew I had a pic of it...
    Be careful, he's got a fork!
     

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  22. Roothawg
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    That forkin chicken.........
     
  23. KoppaK
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    I bet it's some fag kid, smootchesssssss KoppaK or
    Brandy have you been smokin that stufffff agin
     
  24. Brandy
    Joined: Dec 23, 2004
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    from Texas

    What stuff? I don't smoke you silly Limey. WHAT IN THE HELL is a giant chicken doin with a fork? John boy you can't move in with Tingle Bingle! Tuck would get LONELY!:D
     
  25. jalopy43
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    "Leave.....leave my chic *** ken alone..**** just leave my chicken...and go home.. ****ME,and my chicken,,, **our love will forever bee.... OHH, my big breasted chicken..***..my big breasted chicken..**....***....and ME ( Ain't she neat??):D**>>**Sparkles<<***<<<**<<**<<<****
     
  26. speedaddict
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    drama on the hamb???
     
  27. JohnnyB327
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    Tuck even set up a place in my shop...TGWWM is gonna RULE ALL once it's filmed in Texas
     
  28. Now look what you did. You ran her off, ya bunch a bullies. She couldn't take all the talk about giant cocks. Chickens that is, ya pervs!
     
  29. Bugman
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  30. Mel
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    christ. words cannot explain.....:mad:
     

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