You Don't Realize How Hard I Am

From my holier than thou, straight out of So-Cal but never been to So-Cal attitude, to my flowing LBC wannabe style, shit, I'm hard. If my head wasn't so big I'd buy a trucker hat and rock it real low w/ the brim bent up like my buddy Drunkl, but shucks, I'm too busy searching for the right pair of Ben Davis' to compliment my massive collection of Vans anyway. Fuck, who wears Dicky's? Ben Davis, that's hard yo! I'm an original because of shit like that and you better recognize! I listen to bands that only the very coolest ex-skateboarders listen to and you should pay extremely close attention to who they are...then buy their CD's and feel good.

Oh, my truck is done. It's super fly and has Bellflower tips like all the rulers have. You see how everything got painted except the rusty mirror? Shit like that...that's why I'll be a God eventually. THAT was my idea and I swear I'd never seen it done before. If you copy it I'll show you just how much holier my holier than thou attitude is. So don't copy that, OK?

Thanks to my little buddy Gorgeous Greg, my best friend in the whole world who believes a lot of the same ridiculous stuff I do and would walk a mile backwards uphill in horse shit to help me, Josh, and the rest of the Jet City Rollers.

 

WTF?

Nice looking truck, though!

 

Sir,

You are both throbbing and tumescent. Please refrain from frightening small children and the horses.

 

bitchin truck

whats wrong with vans?

i think i got that mirror not the arm though if you want it its yours

its not rusty

anyway congrats

 

if I get a rusty mirror and put it on my car, will I be cool too ?

please!

 

You....are a mental case! Are you speakin' English?...God I'm old.

 

That truck looks RIGHT.

How'd you get it that low? Is it on bags................If you don't want to lose your socal rep by actually answering a question someone posts, you can PM me, I promise I'll keep your rep..............BRO..............................................

 

Instant cool: www.RustyMirrors.com

 

Thanksalot Unk. Ya got me on that one.

 

someone drank their breakfast

Truck looks good man..

 

so you got some "fat music for fat people" in there...vol.3 the physical fatness

 

Shit, Just reading this thread made me wanna trade in my wire rimmed glasses for a set of thick black plastic horn rimmed jobbies.

Very nice truck man!

 

Aaahhh... Forgot to paint the mirror, huh?

I hate when that happens...




JOE

 

Is that metalic baby poo green, with a pearlecent socal semen top.

 

i thought you were talking about your weener and expected hot pictures or something of something else then your car. but eventough i am a little bit disapointed the car looks good (not disapointed on the car, but that i hoped for some other kind of pictures)

but hey man, i hear yah, if i had that car maybe i would be hard aswell!

 

hardness indeed! You're right, I had no idea.

 

nice.

 

Tony, truck looks good. I think somebody said someting like" What do you think you are JJ or something?"

 

Ebonics?

 

nice truck... is it bagged? the camber makes me think it is....

 

Truck looks gooooooooooood Anthony. Lovely weather we're having, huh?

 

know why they call it english? coz you yanks dont know how to speak it!


nice truck tho

 

Sweet truck, Tony.

G.

 

Yeeeeaaaahhhhh Booooyyeeeee!!!! if I could put a sound byte in you' here me scratchin' some limp bizkit fo yo ass.

P.S. your trucks aaaw ite.

 

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? HHHMMMMMMMM. Nice truck yo.

 

WELL PUT.

 

fuck the mirror your hard cus you turn your headlights on during a photo shoot just like in the magazines!

 

This thread is mildly amusing.

 

Nice job on the truck.

 

HELL YEAH!!
Late,
Josh