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COKEMAN says ease off my nuts

Discussion in 'New to the H.A.M.B.? Introduce yourself here!' started by cokeman, Dec 1, 2005.

  1. cokeman
    Joined: Jun 26, 2005
    Posts: 15

    cokeman
    Member

    Damn..........for all you that are so concerned, let me introduce myself. I am married, 29, five week old little girl and I hate skydiving. I have a 53 f100 with chevy running gear, camaro subframe and rear end. I believe in sittin' shit on the ground or I don't want it. I also have a 63 vw with a 4 inch narrowed beam, 1641, dual webers and mild cam. I don't pay people to work on my rides, I can screw it up all by myself and I'll take a beat up rat over a 50K glass ride anyday. Take it easy guys and thanks to those who like spreading the word of rods ansd fuck the hall monitors!
     
  2. old beet
    Joined: Sep 25, 2002
    Posts: 5,750

    old beet
    Member

    From the looks of yer name, bet ya got an eight ball shifter..LOL,.....OLDBEET
     
  3. SleestakJones
    Joined: Dec 8, 2002
    Posts: 113

    SleestakJones

    COKEMAN says ease off my nuts ??????????
     
  4. gasheat
    Joined: Nov 7, 2005
    Posts: 714

    gasheat
    Member
    from Dallas

    Interesting approach.
     
  5. seymour
    Joined: Jan 22, 2004
    Posts: 5,125

    seymour
    Member
    from PNW

    hahaha....
     
  6. 53Nailhead
    Joined: Aug 14, 2005
    Posts: 138

    53Nailhead
    Member

    Welcome to the board
     
  7. burger
    Joined: Sep 19, 2002
    Posts: 2,374

    burger
    Member

    you have me laughing!

    well, at least as much as one can without alerting the cubicle police to suspected internet activity

    "COKEMAN says ease off my nuts"

    "fuck the hall monitors"

    hilarious!

    fuck those fuckers indeed.

    ed
     
  8. joeycarpunk
    Joined: Jun 21, 2004
    Posts: 4,446

    joeycarpunk
    Member
    from MN,USA

    Welcome to the HAMB. When I'm on your nuts you'll know it. :D
     
  9. socal_wrench
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 258

    socal_wrench
    Member

    A fucking newbie with balls?

    Shit this has been a long time coming.

    Welcome and enjoy.

    "Hall monitor's" HaHaHa
     
  10. jalopy43
    Joined: Jan 12, 2002
    Posts: 3,085

    jalopy43
    Member Emeritus

    Welcome Cokeman! nice ride,and your from the South. How can you go wrong? I ain't touchin' your nuts..:DSparky
     
  11. Yo Baby
    Joined: Jul 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,811

    Yo Baby
    Member

    Is that what those were? Damn!!!!!
    It's a "Mad Mad Mad Mad Mad mad World" have fun in it.LOL
    T.OUT
     
  12. Greetings. Enjoy the show.-MIKE:D
     
  13. cokeman
    Joined: Jun 26, 2005
    Posts: 15

    cokeman
    Member

    Thanks for the welcome guys. I try and keep it between the lines.
    OH, sparky....thanks for not touchin
     
  14. Thumper
    Joined: Mar 7, 2005
    Posts: 1,610

    Thumper
    Member

    LMAO.......yeah come on in and keep it outta the Kudzu.
     
  15. Dirty2
    Joined: Jun 13, 2004
    Posts: 8,902

    Dirty2
    Member

    Welcome from Tejas !!!!
     
  16. I'll try to ease off your nuts but I don't know if my impact can be dialed down to go slow enough... now, this may sting a little. bbrruup, bbrrruuup, brrruuppp...

    Welcome to the strange and fantastic world of the HAMB. Congrats on the new baby and knowing that lowliness is next to rodliness. Take that anyway you want.

    Pee-pee on the hall monitors, indeed!!
     
  17. Roothawg
    Joined: Mar 14, 2001
    Posts: 25,377

    Roothawg
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  18. SnoDawg
    Joined: Jul 23, 2004
    Posts: 1,013

    SnoDawg
    Member

    Hell, with him sittin' shit on the ground we better wipe our feet before we go inside:D:D

    Welcome.

    Dawg
     
  19. Kev Nemo
    Joined: Aug 7, 2004
    Posts: 2,453

    Kev Nemo

    He said 'keep it between the lines':D:D:D Just as long as you keep that train on the rails my friend....:rolleyes:
    Welcome from someone with an actual 8ball shifter!
     
  20. Sticher1
    Joined: Nov 17, 2004
    Posts: 627

    Sticher1
    Member
    from Ct

    Welcome to the H.A.M.B bet you got either dice or a piston for a shifter knob
     
  21. Buckle
    Joined: Feb 17, 2005
    Posts: 380

    Buckle
    Member

    Welcome Sir.
     
  22. Mutt
    Joined: Feb 6, 2003
    Posts: 3,219

    Mutt
    Member

    Relax, and have a Pepsi...



    Mutt
     
  23. DoggieBoy Johnson
    Joined: Sep 12, 2005
    Posts: 23

    DoggieBoy Johnson
    Member

    I clearly remember how it was with my cokeman back in the day . . . and it was him that was constantly putting the squeeze on MY nads for his money. Or . . . uh, are we talkin' softdrinks here . . .

    Glad you decided to settle here.
     
  24. A 31 MO FO
    Joined: Nov 3, 2005
    Posts: 1,416

    A 31 MO FO
    Member
    from D/FW

    Welcome to the HAMB!! Nice and low just like I like it.:D
     
  25. FERG
    Joined: Aug 24, 2005
    Posts: 34

    FERG
    Member

    Whats up and welcome

    [​IMG]
     

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