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Yes.
Everyone ran to hoard toilet paper. No one thought about condoms. I predict an uptick in births starting in December, 2020.
"Oh, look! Another one down on his luck!"
That was a fun read. He didn't mention what her research field was, though.
I would say grandmother; she was in the Class of '72. (Been a while since Denise showed up on her.)
I've seen the ads of "Saw one like it at (pick famous car auction) go for $30k. I'll make my money off it now, you fix it up then sell it and...
What was the name of that oil company again?
"But Sarge said we had the right-o-way over everything!"
(Driver) "Eyes straight ahead. Eyes straight ahead. Concentrate, concentrate."
"Sheriff! Sheriff! They're headin' to the butcher shop! I think there's a-gunna be trouble!"
Now? Zero. Hunted to extinction. The whole "comet hit the planet" theory is a cover-up.
And it's not all rusted out. Nice.
Early attempts at mobile homes were awkward, heavy and difficult to maneuver.
Be fair; he wasn't that old at the time.
And this, folks, is how the S-10 was conceived...
Can we snicker, chortle or guffaw? There is a First Amendment, you know.
Answer: "Yes, one payment for the full price."
[IMG] Not exactly giving them away, are they? That $11.95/week! Must be nice to have that much left over each week for a car payment!
Sorry I missed it. Perils of getting out of work at 0700 hours and having to be back at 1900 hours.
"Ran when parked..."
I've had several "modern" cars that I wish had that type of wiper. Instead, I have to count on highway speed and wind flow.
[IMG] "Head and Neck restraint system version 1.0, now in beta testing."
[IMG] Now that's living dangerously, especially in this day-and-age.
[IMG] "Sir, I need to talk to you about your parallel parking. Please stop pretending to be an airplane."
"Fluorescent by night for added safety." Yeah, right.
My Dad was telling me of one of his Lodge brothers, a retired farmer, doing the oxy/acety bit, only with garbage bags. They'd fill a couple, then...
[IMG] "Heard the tree say it was it's cousin, just wanted to give 'em a hug..."
As I recall, yes, they were.
I've got one out in the garage (somewhere) that I picked up at an estate (note, no "sale" in that. Everything was free.) It's a Craftsman with...
"If I thought about safety, the kid wouldn't be standing here1"
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