The Jalopy Journal
Well, there's the big gay marraige rally this weekend in Fresno... Hoist a rainbow flag and hope? Sorry I'm no help.
Oh Be A Fine Girl Kiss Me Quick... Star classifications, from astronomy class 36 years ago. FLR 362 New Jersey plate on dad's 57 Chevy Bel...
Lemme tell ya what kind of guy Jim Deist was. About two years ago, my son finished work on his F.E.D. and badly wanted to make the Hangover Nats...
Someone's been watching Top Gear and not the Speed Channel...
First question I'd ask is "where ya gonna keep it?". The one I found, happily, just fits inside my garage in a standard car-length bay... it's a...
Poor old John didn't qualify again, this time in 'Vegas. If he keeps this up, he'll never make his next milestone, that of 1000 rounds of racing....
Looks better already than an exhibit hall full of cars I saw last weekend at the GNRS. You rock. The dash was a perfect choice. Hinge the quarter?...
Obviously the wrong car. I want to know who the judges are, seriously. This reeks of Nixonian dirty trickstering, Floridian hanging chads,...
Thanks! Now I can leave my old Hasselblad at home and not have to drag it all over the show!
Easiest? Nova, no question.
This is kinda worthless, but since you asked... 1963 Chevy Nova 2 dr, purchased less engine/trans for $50...bought rolled Camaro, put...
OK, well...I guess somebody's gotta say this, at the risk of being excomunicated or whatever, but...car coats? Yes, their useful. Yes, they appear...
For 45 years, I wanted a deuce roadster. Never could afford a real one. Bought a plastic one. Great car, but it just wasn't the real thing. Sold...
In 1925, the SAE (Society of Automotive Engineers) held a meeting in conjunction with all the major auto manufacturers regarding this topic at the...
Tide liquid concentrate, straight from the old lady's washroom. No dilution. Scrub til clean, wash with water. Great on your hands, too.
Pants. Just kidding. Skirts.
Since the average tilt front end rattles like a mutha, it's best to run fenderwell headers - uncorked, of course. Masks the rattles very effectively!
Goes to show you the power of the HAMB. Before I was a member, I had some machined out of billet aluminum; cost me $320!!!! (sound of me banging...
Sorry; I knew there were ILLEGALLY made copies out there. For the few, apparently, who believe in things like copyright, I thought I might mention...
Thank YOU, sir. And Merry Christmas to you and yours.
Sorry if this is old news...didn't see a mention using the search tool...according to Roger Ebert's site, it was released 12/11. Better hurry and...
The Ryan has left the building? Woohoo! Parrrty! Parrty! Parrty! Toga! Toga! Toga! Let's all post stuff that's off topic! Let's talk about rice...
It's in Hot Rod? Oh damn. This is the stuff that needs to be kept secret. Next thing you know, they'll be racing them on "Pinks". SFI will issue...
Never seen one, but in theory, you could have ordered a '70 Monte Carlo without an auto trans. Can you see somebody rowing a 3 on the tree in...
I like to think of dragsters as hybrids...they run on alcohol AND nitromethane!
First time I saw it, it was on a We Did It For Love T-shirt. My daughter thought so highly of the statement, she used it as the quote below her...
ARP card? Cool. Need some main studs.
What Hank said. Also: Maybe go to the track and have him take some notes in the pits of how more experienced racers have done things? Maybe find...
Only two roots blowers originally? Jeez, time to step up the pace. How about four gigantic turbos and really big blue bottle of nitrous. To...
'65 Mustang, 30 miles from home. Dark outside. Car is my only transportation. Bad neighborhood. I'd been having drivability problems. OIL LIGHT...
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