The Jalopy Journal
HAY HMABSSS!!! hows stinky get him one a them swet ass KNOBUDDDYS plaks??? wanna drag me taht badboy off a the back a my gorcery kart dont want...
CAAAATS!!! mmm howdy thems good eatin my old ladie has her lots a cats cant hardly keep tarck of em sometiems i pick out a good fat 1 wehn shes...
HAY HAMBS, YOR OLD PAL STINKY REPORTING FRO DOODY see alls yalls all at the upstar roundlo ima be behind the kontonentil by the dumpster for...
HAY HAMBS!!!!! yup old stinky tryed to visit that rayn hamb guy on xmas eeve made up some real purdy presents for him to,,, cardboard oragamy...
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Me to!!!! Here I was thinkin I was the olny one!!! evertime I see one them cars drive by my ally on Lavaca I starts to thinkin,,, man I gots to...
Ima go down to zilker park and crismas carell all them hippies hells ya on that wine!!!! you can send it by fedex wino-gram!!! "when it...
HAAAAYYYY HAMBSSS!!! what aboute yore ol pal stinky do i got kooties or somthing???? ooops yah geuss I do anyhoo back to the shop,,, me an...
yuo mean that dude whos always callin me fucker and and runnin over my house with his yello car?? i'm gettin a restraning order on him
CRAAAPPP!!! thats him that tv monster guy i tryed aksing him for spare change the other day and that mean mexicon miget body guard of his...
HAAY HAMBSS!!! sorry about them magazenes,, i saw a big box lode of em down on lamar in front of the TV monster guys car shop I threw em out...
HAY HAMBS Stinky Likey!!!!!!!! Them hooser tires is big enough to sleep off a bender in em race you for pink slips at hamb carboard drags...
HAAAAAYYYY HAMMMBBBSSSS!!!! ME LIKEY!!!! bro thas the coollest thing ol' stinky has ever saw you puttin that sweetass roabster up on that...
Hay HAMBS!!! Ol stinky colects cardbord and deposit bottels Also rare fleas Will trade for wine!!!! Laters bros!!! Stinky Out
Hay HAMMBBBSSSS!!! Ol Stinky knows a coupel a good loyers googel up joe don looney,,,, he roxxxxxx!!! Last year I triiped on a crack in front...
I hear ya bro!!! ol stinkys been thinkin bout getin outa Austin too all them damb artist movin inta town,, steelin all the good carboards!!...
HAYY HAMBS!!! yall come on down Stinky got lots a room at the cardboard condo One bottel of nite train = one nite Well leave the lite on for ya
Dam,, dued!!! I just wanted some hot sauce now I got a big ol not on my hed To hell with oregun I m goin back to Austin Laters hamss!!! Stinky out
Cardbord baby!!! I aint Chip Foose, Im Chug Booze!!! laters HAMBs
Yo Bro!!! Buy Ol' Stinky some spraypaint Ill fix you rite up long as I can keep the leftover paint Stinky out!!
Aewsome!!! Can someboddy borrow me there hawian shirt,,, I wants to bid me on one of them shiny street rodds May be ill smoov talk that BJ...
Hay HAMBs!!! No shit,,, its slipery then shit out ther.. I was shooing away some bats last nite and fell on my can Any body gots spare...
Hayy that ankel tat looks like Tiffani That gal really knows how to par-tay She also really knows how to find deposit bottels
What about my nuts? Man I gotta slo down on the Nite Train all the words are turnin green
like Abraham Roseavelt sed,, "i cannot tell a lie" I got holt of some bad buritos the other nite in the dumbpster behind Guerros them poor...
Thas cool Instead of makin bacon,,, ill just cream cheez her bagle
Ya I'm worried about "lil' Stinky" he aint never been sircrumsized Hope that carbord Israel gal thinks Im still kosher
Jar, box, town lake, its all good bro
Hayyy HAMBs!!! Y'all know I likess me the cardbord and wine!! but even with a fresh quart of T Bird and a big new maytag box Ol' Stinky still...
Dood whats the pasword for free wine??!!
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