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That flux-core shit is good for wiring up tailpipes.
Oh jesus, Its the little car syndrome. Sorry, I'll shut up now. And if you guys are looking for any, the dump's full of those little turds out...
You guys are building the cars for your wives and daughters, right?
I think its tits, its just too bad its not a merc, shoebox, or tri five chevy like every other asshole on heres got.
I think he was into fried banana sandwiches and coke mostly, just what I heard.
Who let that fucked up piece of shit sedan at the bottom disgrace Bonneville. If thats not a sign the worlds coming to an end, I dont know what is.
Flat black it, and put it on Ebay.
I don't think Elvis was into rat rods. Call me crazy.
I'm growing a chiselhawk as we speak.
Every show you go to there's always some clit ridin around on a stupid pinstriped chopper bicycle, Flat black w/ red wheels of coarse. You could...
I didn't call you any names, and the HAMB hasn't been around for 45 years.
Is it one of those Street Beasts? I hope so.
Coils or leafs, hold the torch to them bitches and watch it drop. Know it all fuckers, the dude wants cheap.
It's okay if your cars in there, thats different.
This shit ain't for real, is it ? I thought I was a fuckhat or whatever you dudes say, Holy shit!
OH SNAP!
Hahahahahahahahaha.... hooked on "phoenics"...hahahahahahahahahahahaha.... "fuck tard"....hahahahahaha"CHECKER".
I thought rat rods are what this shit is all about.
Fuck Yeah! weld er up! thats trad.
Don't you english chaps call your dicks "knobs" ? Thats funny shit.
All them part stores have a "SBC" isle, so all you geniuses don't even have to deal with the counter dink.
Mustangs are girl cars too.
The Halloween Merc is the fucking baddest one on here.
DeSotos Rule!
Paris Hilton is fucked up.
Oh jesus.
If you can rap the fuck out of it and dump it into gear its a C6.
That thing is fucked.
Primer is the shit cause it makes it where you cant see real fucked up body work too good, apparently.
They are about as cool as a fucking mullet, or Stryper.
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