20 pounds of Poop in a 2 pound bag, Atomic Punk update

THE HUMAN TRIPOD IS DEAD...mr Holmes
funny the only obit i have ever saved..

I DON'T THINK YOUR 15 INCHER WILL HAVE STOOD UP TO THE PUNISHMENT(?)HIS 12 INCHER TOOK...ON /OFF CAMERA .IT TOOK A LICKIN, BEATIN, SLAPPIN ,MAN HANDLIN.. IT WAS SPIT ON SAT ON, WHIPPED OUT AND COUGHED UP.(FROM THE ONE MOVIE I SAW IN A THEATRE))
I BELIEVE HE STARTED INTERGALATCTIC RUMP RANGING WHEN YOU WERE STILL SCARED TO TOUCH YOUR OWN ...

 

The best part about you motherfuckers is, between all the beer drinkin' and butt jokes...you're actually BUILDING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread, (and this board) is like a little nitrous shot between stoplights for me boys. I'm indebted to you for that. Don't expect money.

 

Who's joking???

I will work for flake. Ha Ha Ha

 

Flake, you mean Cadbury's Flake? It's an English confection, it's crumbly chocolate, it comes in a long, thin stick form, it's delicious as all heckster. When you stick into a dollop of vanilla ice cream it's called a 99. I'd send you some but it would melt.

 

That'd be an Aussy chocolate!
Will work for flake? The white plowboys crack cocaine!

 

Back in Kentucky, my Uncle Robert was a hardcore drag racer. Him and my dad were in it hard when I was little, then they became hippies and didn't do much for 35 years, THEN they snapped out of it and became redneck drag racers again.

So I was back in touch with my Uncle here and there because of his drag cars for a while, but in '06 he passed away. Right when he was about to put this ungodly World Products 406 in his '66 post Malibu (4-Speed.) I loved him and he was cool...

Well, now I'm building my Fueler, which is gonna be candy red 'flake. So I call my Mom and ask her to ask my Aunt Margie (Roberts ex-wife) to send me some of his ashes to put in the clear on Satan...

...I always forget just how "crazy" I am. My Mom freaked out!! I can't take it back or act like I was joking because y'know, the steering wheel on the car has human bone pistol grip handles.

Speaking of paint, I gotta go spray some more. SORRY MOM!!!!!!!!! Jeez.

 

Nads are you certain that you aren't trying to describe your penis???

When I stick mine into a dollop of ice cream it gets cold and shrinks up and I call it the 1 incher. Ha Ha Ha

When I die I think I will have my ashes fed to my dogs. They seem to multiply the volume of the food they eat by 3. That way when they poop, I will be 3 times larger than I was when I was alive.....Either that or I will have them shot out of a potato cannon in the back yard. I am undecided at this point.

 

I'm set at this as well. You should be good!

Look good man!

 

You could always have them fed to the dogs and then shot out of the potato cannon. I wouldn't suggest they do it in the back yard though

 

You are right, after all this is America the land of opportunity and ingenuity. That is a stellar idea. I don't know of anyone that wants to manhandle dead guy ashes and dog turds though.

Actually, that would get rid of the mine field in the back yard. It seems that this time of year, when you let the dogs out they don't get very far before taking care of business and then running back to the door.

 

You are right, the specter of having a turd freeze midway out the asshole sure does turn the bastards into high speed shitters. Our own fucking chihuahua Gomez gets his business done lickety split, even though it doesn't really ever get that cold down here, but then again he is a Mexican......anything below 56 degrees and it's Aye Curamba!!!!!

 

That thing is Awesomly Insane!!! cant wait to see more

 

when aaron say's he'll work for 'flake, that means he's willing to drive a couple of hours to come down here to work on my junk for beer....

 

Damn! This is KOOL!!!!!

 

Exactly what is cool? All these sickos talkin about dog turds, their weenies and human remains ashes? Or the car?!?!? ha, ha.
Also Conder- What is the bottom line they send you some ashes or what?

 

OK, now I get it, but it ain't the money, it's the love. I've really gotta come see the rest of you brothers up there soon.

 

Am i the only one who see's Aaron as slim pickins here?

"Well, boys, I reckon this is it — nuclear combat toe to toe with the Rooskies. "

 

Hey Were Those Turn Signal Bezels From That 60 Chev Hood In Good Shape.. I Could Use Some ????

 

I was thinking that I looked more like that sticker of that chick riding the camshaft, except I am WAY hotter.

I am not sure how good the bezels are, I will see if I can find them. I was going to cut them up for the a/c vents but I can't remember if I ever did or not before I changed my mind on them........

 

thanks for thinkin of me
dogs didn't eat em did they ...
they have had blood,beer, bondo dust, wire , welding gloves whats next rusted metal..

 

All I know is that that cherry picker's weight capacity is being tested to the max, like Britney Spear's parenting skills or her ability to keep her snatch outta the public eye.

Hey Plowbuy, what color is the car gonna be?

 

Got bless her for showing her biscuit. C-section scar and all.

Fear not, I was sitting on the cowl of the car, my fat ass surely would have made it topple over.

The car is going to be sort of a Kandy red.....

 

Then how come the base of your carbs are green?

Just kidding, I know you have had enough carb drama for one build!

 

Well, it is a Christmas themed car. They will go well with the candy cane driveshaft and the peppermint stick shifter, and when you shake it, it snows inside!

 

I think you have missed you're calling as a comedian! Thanks for making me laugh...

 

Boy do I feel stupid. I forgot all about the bubble completing the snow globe affect.

Carry on!

 

decent butch will be pissed if you rip off his xmas-themed t-bucket or his russian sleigh ride...

 

your a/c must kick ass to produce snow... even then ...
knowing all you flakes are never the same ...

 

C'mon already....I wanna see the body on the frame...Its f@cking killing me!!

 

Update, Update, Update!!!!!!!!!!! Pleeeeeeaaaaaaaaase!!!!!!!