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  1. mr.chevrolet
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    City: Canonsburg

    State: Pennsylvania
    Price: $18.5
    posting for a friend. car is gorgeous. older resto, still Very Very Nice. excellent wood, super body. runs, drives, stops. pictures tell the story. call Bob for more info or w/questions. 412-855-4174. car is in Canonsburg Pa. 15317
     

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    summer's here, get out and drive
     
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    winters here, i'll throw in a set of chains
     
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    and some corroded aluminum wire
     
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    too late for Christmas, but just in time for New Years
     
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    don't wait til next year, Buy It Now!!! BmerTank1.jpg
     
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    thats a picture of me when i was a test pilot
     
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    i had just landed on Mars and was using the tank as my air supply. i still have it. airtank.jpg
     
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    been thinkin about takin up scuba diving and using this tank for air supply. Question- if i fill it with 100 lbs of air will it make me sink like a rock to the bottom? i don't know if i can pick it up with 100 lbs, maybe i'll just use 50
     
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    no, i can't say anything about my trip to mars, still classified.
     
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    if the new administration de-classifies it, i will write a book about what I saw up there. taking down payments on first edition copies. get em before they're Hot!!
     
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    yer right Bob, i forgot to put in the price. book will be $49.95, 50% deposit will guarantee you a signed copy. will be an initial run of 1000 books. please send cash in a manila envelope
     
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    have received 3 deposits, started writing. will email 10 page biography to those 3. the rest of you will just have to buy the book.
     
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    Man, this writing is getting tedious. it was so long ago that i can't remember all the aliens names. i shoulda wrote the names of the back of the picture. CIA says i can't include pictures in the book unless i blur out the faces.
     
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    had to employ a hypnotist to bring those old memories back. we had some great crater parties, those Martians know how to get down. i didn't care for their music, it was hard for me to dance to, but they could really slither due to having 2 sets of back vertebrae. i remember one time....
     
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    we were drinkin their specialty drink made from snork milk ( at least i think it was milk), fermented, then some zyxem added, and some ryxten ( don't know what that was). burned like hell goin down, but then you got a warm fuzzy feelin all over. made you ready to dance. all the males....
     
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    dressed in luminous suits that glowed when the sun went down. the females wore all black sheaths that hid their shape. (no Bob, i never saw one naked). they lined up opposite to each other, then the band (4 males, odd looking saxophone type that each had a different sound) started and they began to....
     
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    slither. working their way toward each other but never touching. after a couple times of getting close, they then moved in an X pattern and got behind each other, then backed up to touch. somehow the males merged with the females under the their sheaths. it happened so fast I couldn't see it. there was a lot of wiggling and strange noises. ( I had my 8mm Argus movie camera out and photographed the whole thing, but it was confiscated when I returned to Earth.) I then ....
     
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    stood up, wobbily from the snork juice, i thought i would try to dance with the couple females that didn't have partners. i was quickly rebuffed and made to sit back down. carrying my oxygen tank made for poor mobility and the face shield prevented contact. I could only stomp my foot to the beat of the music. after a short period of time the males....
     
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    re-appeared and went straight to the snork juice. i was so dizzy i was seeing double. a couple males saw how inebriated i was, came over and levitated me into a prone position. when i woke up i was in my cockpit and three martian days had passed. I was all alone and the radio kept calling, looking for a response. thinking I was dead, they had initiated auto control. engines started and soon I....
     

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