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5051....a Traitor in our midst?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hellbound gasser, Oct 18, 2006.

  1. cornernfool
    Joined: May 21, 2006
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    Maybe he can trade the car to u-haul and keep the trailer to haul Bobs Merc. Crusier, wasn't that the name of a gay movie with Al Pacheno back in the 70's. Just kiddin' Clint. Car looks good, nothing a sawzall won't fix. Mike.
     
  2. Bud
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    I haven't seen too many things funnier than Clint's face when he flipped that switch. I told him I thought it was for the interior lights but then there was a slight flicker from the package tray. Then came the purple neon in all its glory doing it's best Aurora Borealis impression! The hula girl wiggling around bathed in that beautiful purple glow the reflection of "The Rebel" and Little James Deans profile projected onto the headliner. All this I saw in about 0.17 seconds!! Clint flipped that switch off faster than a stripper pulling twenties out of your wallet! You're right Bob I was on the floor!:D
     
  3. 5051
    Joined: Nov 30, 2005
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    O.K., O.K

    Project Rebel update. Items removed today and are availible for bidding.

    The Rebel Sticker
    Cruiser tags (sounds like Joe T Creep wants-PM me your address)
    Hula Girl (Colette Burns)
    Gorilla aka Monkey
    Musical Horn (Dirt)
    2 dead mice (added bonus 1 skeleton mouse, mouse **** included)
    Red **** carpet (Smells like mouse urine)
    Bug eye headlight covers
    1 6x9 speaker
    1 Kenwood Amp (not sure if it works)
    1 Sony Pull out radio (not sure if it works)
    Power Antenna Switch
    Vanity Mirror sunvisors (80's Ford Ranger)
    Rear view mirror (Ford Ranger also)

    More to come.
     
  4. 5051
    Joined: Nov 30, 2005
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    cornernfool-Good Idea!
     
  5. Great time last night. That neon light was cl***ic. Hope to see the tweaked version next week.
     
  6. Muttley
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    Sounds like you might need to rent a dumpster.
     
  7. What sort of dumpster?? Are we naming this too??
     
  8. dirt
    Joined: Oct 26, 2005
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    oh no it already has a name!!!! we all agreed on tuesday it will be known as "the rebel".
     
  9. Chopped50Ford
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    Its always when you dont show up. You miss the good ones :(

    okay, im speechless. :eek:

    Are you sure they picked up the right one? :)s
     
  10. it could be the "left coast *** dumpster"...
     
  11. MercMan1951
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    All kidding aside...with all that tacky add-on ****, it scares me to think of how much bad bodywork MIGHT be in that car as well...is it reletively solid at least? If it's from Washington, hopefully you have a good "core" to work with.
    I like the overspray on the rubber parts hanging off the door-bottoms and on the under-dash components. You might find some chicken wire stapled to firring strips with bondo smeared over them for the rockers by the looks of the rest of the car...BADBOB...I wish I was still out there! LOL....
     
  12. Bad Bob
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    Careful! Al Pachino movie was "Cruising".HIPS,LIPS,CHAINS,AROUND THE WORLD,WHAT DO YOU WANT...Took a girl to it thinking it was about cars...DUH!!!
     
  13. Bad Bob
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    dibs on the sound system! and the grill,if you really dont like it...
     
  14. Bad Bob
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    It was a day in history. JFK ***asination,MLK ***asination,Pearl Harbor,911,L.A. riots,and now the unveiling of "The Rebel". People will ask,where were you when "The Rebel" hit SoCal?
     
  15. JFK ***asination?? Gee, I was on a gr***y knoll in Dallas.......
     
  16. Bob, Your brutal. See you Tuesday. I.M.
     
  17. Joe T Creep
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    OMG. Thats ****in funny.

    LOLOLOL

    Oh yeah, If I ask really nice can I have the mouse skeleton too???
     
  18. BadLuck
    Joined: Jan 7, 2006
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    Where was I? Busting my *** installing a nissan Hardbody roll pan, Testarossa side mirrors and boomrang t.v. antenna on the 52...I knew I should've gone:mad:.
     
  19. 5051
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    Joe-Mouse Skeleton is all yours.

    Items are going fast, put your request in quickly before everything is gone.
     
  20. octane
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    Ha!! Beat me to it. I'm gonna have to hit the s**** yard looking for early 90's Oldsmobile wagons to score the "Cruiser" tags from now...

    Congrats on the car, 50.
     
  21. It's better than this:
    FAKE.jpg
     
  22. Bud
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    Attached Files:

  23. Scotch
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    Nope- One of my ex's 'laid' claim to that one...


    LOL!!

    Glad to see another cool car rescued...wtg 5051!

    ~Scotch~
     
  24. OLLIN
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    you guys are hillarious. Ill try and make it some tuesday in the near future..
     
  25. Bad Bob
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    5051's a great friend.He's bailed me out more than once. If you can't get kicked in the nuts by a friend,than who? We rode him good,and he took it all with a smile. He'll give that car a makeover and then we'll all eat "rebel"chicken. And **** D...i agree.
     
  26. Bad Bob
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    I lowered my buddies '91 Olds wagon. While he was getting the front springs,I removed some of the letters on the side of the car,and turned CUSTOM CRUISER into TOM CRUISE. He didn't notice for a week. I laughed my *** off!
     
  27. You guys kill me...:D :D :D

    Oh... and, how much for the monkey...? :rolleyes:



    JOE:cool:
     
  28. 5051
    Joined: Nov 30, 2005
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    Junkyard- PM me your address and the Monkey is yours!

    Been working on car for the past three days. I'll post pictures this weekend.


    NEED HELP----Planning on painting car. Give suggestions.
     
  29. AWESOME!!! Thanks!

    I'm gonna leave him (it is a him, right?) up in my deer stand to scare away the Rac****s...:D

    JOE:cool:
     
  30. Bad Bob
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    I've got some rustolium orange.
     

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