51 Chevy Sedan Delivery

PRICE REDUCED BY $1000!! Need R00M.
very solid car, been sitting a long time always under roof.
NEW DEAL NEW DEAL!! 1-5-22 body only $3000. i keep eng/trans & frame. Come and get it, bring Cash Money. Do it Now! NEW DEAL NEW DEAL
Must II frt susp, chevy rear (ratio/posi?), driveshaft installed, 327/T350 (not run in yrs), Lokar shifter, VDO Gauges, Corvette tilt Col& wheel, the start of pwr doors/windows, shaved handles, nosed, filled hood center, Hagen Frenched headlites, Custom Flush rear T-Lites, recessed license plate, exhaust in place, underside is Beautiful, good floors, rear door glass, the start of 50 Olds WS (no cab glass). probably more. I will trade this for Money or another running/driving beater sedan delv with V8/auto that looks orig on exterior. or a AD panel or Burb. its dirty in the pics, it's still dirty in my waterless garage. title in my name. thanks, Mike Roman (the junkyard pirate) NO more TRADES!!

 

with a little work it can look like this

 

or this

 

or this

 

or this View attachment 4741670

 

based on the number of people that have called and are coming to see it, i have started sleeping in the garage. so far i had my ear bit by either a snake or a mouse and no one has come to look at it.

 

I went home only to find my house occupied by squatters. called the cops. they said possession is 90% of the law. i jumped in his car and said "this is mine now!" at least i've got a roof over my head for 30 days.

 

lookin for cheap legal defense. yeah Bob, i already tried insanity.

 

I'm out causa the Wuhan. Judge told me they might ask me to come back. said the jail never had anyone wash the dishes so well. at least i am good at something.

 

certain people say I'm good for nothing, but they still ask me to cut their grass.

 

I do it for free, just for the exercise.

 

anybody got a ridin mower to trade for this car?

 

MUST SELL!!! girlfriend & wife are both pregnant, neighbor girl is too, but i don't even know her. can take diapers and baby food as partial trade.

 

will take half a steer too. must be grassfed and vacuum packed. prefer Hereford to Angus

 

I knew a heifer once, named Cindy, she was a little Hippy. I don't mean ty-dyed Hippie, I mean kinda wide, but comfy. if you know what I mean

 

lookin for a small horse or a big pony to pull this wagon

 

yeah, no one's ever seen a clock like that before

 

went for Big Money at the sale

 

times a'wastin! better jump on the band wagon an git this car

 

specially if yer gittin the band back together

 

might just be keepin' it. waiting for the Judges opinion on whether or not I lose the house.
word of ADVISE: DoNot ever marry a smokin hot 23yr old who says she loves you. she don't!

 

Hah! judge ruled in my favor, said I was probably mentally incapacitated when I proposed. said I remain that way today. also said she must give me half her salary. yesterday I got a big bag of one dollar bills.

 

it's really a good solid car.

 

will include the bag that the one dollar bills were in

 

she gave me a fresh batch of ones yesterday, they had an odd smell

 

I'm gonna get posters made of that Mercury, as soon as I remember where I put it

 

will sell any one the above pictured cars. No, they are not mine, but I will take the cash and run.