A little comedy with my coffee

There's certainly some educated bright sparks out there I had a turbo 400 for sale years ago , a guy rang about it , but would only buy it ......if it came full with oil !!!!!!!!...........umand he was serious Steve in Oz

 

you have those brake hoses or not? i also need something to make my under glow neons work with 6volt. and does anyone know who makes a www in an 18? i got some eagle alloys that i am gonna put on.

 

You can fit 32 Pancakes in a dog house, cause watermelons dont have bones.

Call it operation Preputal Monkey Sweep!

 

So, I guess that puts to rest the old saying that there is no such thing as a stupid question...

 

I called my buddy some years back, spinning a tale of woe, as I had just determined that the cam gear in my '49 Chrysler Windsor 6 had stripped.
He says "Did you bend a valve?"

Cosmo

 

alloutratrods was hoping you'd give him a "brake" and include the hoses...

Then again, maybe he understands they are mechanical brakes and just wants to "accessorize" to keep his rat rod looking "traditional"...(hhhhuh, did I just say that?)

Fortunately for him, he's oblivious and you kept your response professional.

Anyone who's met Kevin understands he possesses a pretty much UNEQUIVOCAL knowledge of EVERYTHING hot rod related. Sometimes I feel dumb just asking him a legitamite question, but the resulting education is always worth it.

 

That's why some stuff sells and reappears on ebay two weeks later, lot's of bidders don't know what they're buying and are affraid to ask a stupid question, then again.....stupid is as stupid does.

 

Better make sure them tires got the winter air in 'em !!!

 

haha. Some people........


I listed my Triumph on craigslist. I clearly stated in the ad that it isn't running becuase of an electrical problem. Here is a response I got....this is a direct quote

"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]well just want to ask does it drive ok/run ok and would you possibly be interested in a trade for a 1994 oldsmobile it looks like a really nice bike or a rare guitar "[/FONT]

 

I have some custom cut 2 piece pistons he can buy too.

 

Dude, you should feel like that. I don't know everything. And am the first to admit that I have a TON to learn. No question is dumb. I've found that pretty much everyone knows more or less than I do, and it all depends on at what point in their lives they took an interest in cars.

 

My answer
"Nope it doesn't have brake Lines but, I do have a a pair of very rare Extended Thorkle Rods that I will throw in for nothing.

 

did you sell it ?

 

sell it, hell.... he TRADED IT to the guy.....

 

They walk amongst us.

Usually they don't take time to read the whole add or often the whole paragraph.

I offered up a free S-10 body shell bring your own hacksaw a while back and got a few similar inquiries but couldn't even give away free parts.

 

There are no stupid questions, but there sure are a lot of inquisitive idiots...

~Jason

 

You ought to take him up on it. It's not everyday you get to trade your motorcycle/rare guitar for a sweet ass 1994 Olds.

 

Over here if i offer a clunker for sale it,s allways "do you have a current roadworthy certificate". ?