Hey hambers I'm from just south of the twin cities. I haven't posted an intro yet, but here it is. I currently am still in high school and work at an auto parts warehouse. I belong to the rod knockers car club with steve d, stylin dylan, ikillspies, and titus. I own a 72 chevelle (yah hah hah prostreet) but I'm building a crazy 454 bored and stroked over the winter to replace the 350. It isn't prostreet, but it still kicks fart can ass.
Welcome, mister Pickle. Keep hangin around those guys and you'll have a REAL hot rod in no time. Looks like Stevie D's hot rod model A is shaping up nicely by the photos I've seen lately...The chevelle sounds like a wonderful parts car. Just look under the hood of Stevie D's little 50 chevy coupe.
Ewww pickle. Just messing around...anyways awesome guys your hanging with I know titus a little bit from on here and that guy is the shit so welcome to hamb!! Owen
(snicker) What's with you name???? Izzat like "stinky-dick" or something? I say come back when you have a REAL hot rod or custom, Not a 72 chevy.... There's too many FAGS on here as it is- We don't need another one who doesn't even have a car that BELONGS here... Well, maybe if you have a mullet.... Yes! a High-school mullet WOULD tidy everything up nicely--- And, if nothing else, we could use you for "HAMB sport" Even though the HAMB is full of "why can't we all just get along?" homo's now- And that prolly wouldn't happen........>>>>>>
greaseball, dont be such a jackass! some people who like this shit have to get started somewhere, he comes over and helps with all the projects around my place and actually wants to learn about cars! that good enough for me, plus what kinda cars ya think i got started with, ive had a 64chevelle a 68 chevelle a 71 and 72 elc camino,a 70 monte a 72 monte a 69 chevelle wagon (i stiill own it) a pari of 65 rivs a 71 gmc sprint(el camino,still own that one to) and a bunch of other shit, they are easy to build cause you can by everythting for them and they dont need as much special fabrication, plus you can get into them for cheap and usually make out ok. so kiss my ass
i thought i told you guys, my name isnt i kill spies, or i kills pies, it is i fuck guys, thats damn fucking right, i love to fuck guys, and im no poof, so fuck off you fucking greaseball, what the hamb doesnt need is you you fucker. now stoney isnt going to steal you auto parts, bitch ass.
ikillcocks, have you ever said anything good? who are you to be telling greaseball what is or isn't HAMB? you guys think because you hang around titus you're all hot rod gods? for fucks sake, you posted a MASSIVE picture of you all looking like fucking retards in a "tech post" about HAIR!! i've got nothing but respect for titus, and in particular, the speed with which his projects progress, but you, icanfuckoff, are a total tool... shut up. i think that's the third time i've said that to you...
the pompadour tech was a joke, and i am by no means a hot rod god, i dont know shit, but at least im not a fucking shithead.
oh, sorry to be rude stinkpickle. welcome to the HAMB. try to be more like titus than imafuckingtoolbag. god i think i sound like germ. but with less capital letters. *- washes mouth out with soap -* sorry ryan, no more drama, i promise... it's just that... AAAGGHH!!!!
really!? or is it more to do with the stream of inane crap that you insist on cramming the HAMB full of. here's a randle sample of quotes from posts of yours. there's no shortage of crap like it! [ QUOTE ] the pompadour tech was beneficial to all, and it rocked the hamb hard, too bad none of you appreciate three amazingly sexy guys teacjing you how to get the mad honeys [/ QUOTE ] - yeah, i bet you pick up crazy hoes all night long, coz you's da shiznit... incidentally, how does a post "rock the HAMB hard" if NONE of us appreciate it? i would have described a post that NO-ONE appreciated as pretty fucking pathetic! [ QUOTE ] i said fuck everyone, and all of this bullshit. [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] I SAID I LIKE TO FUCK GUYS! DEAL WITH IT! [/ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] gaba gaba gaba [/ QUOTE ] - that last one was a complete post, believe it or not... [ QUOTE ] dude, ive only been on the hamb for a week or so, and it seems to have a lot of great information, but it already reminds me of bullshit middle school scenesters and that other crap. [/ QUOTE ] - this coming from YOU!? [ QUOTE ] im going to climb the ranks here, and win all of your respect, and then i will announce that i am gay, and i fuck mad guys!!! [/ QUOTE ] - yeah, way to win respect, guy... [ QUOTE ] how about we just have tech week...forever! [/ QUOTE ] - hey look, you said something sensible. okay ryan, i'm done, promise.
I hate to get involved with this trans atlantic duel so I won't. A yankee walks into a bar in Arkansas holding a sack of shit in one hand and a dead cat in the other. He walks up to the bar and orders a drink "Baartenda give me a drink". The bar tender having seen many unusual things over the years pours the man a drink with out question, but as the man finishes his shot he takes a big bite out of the dead cat, this makes the bartender just alittle uneasy. "Baartenda give me another drink" the bartender reluctantly pours him another drink and this time when the man finishes the drink he shoots the bag of shit with a pistel he pulls from his jacket. The bartender is pissed at this point and ask the man "What in the southrn fried dixy ass are you doing?!" the yankee replies "I jest moved here from up nort and I jest waanted to fit in so I's tought I's come in heres and drink whiskey shot the shit and eat some pussy". Moral of the story is......uh well I forgot. Have a Nice Daay.
"when i'm in the border towns, i buy the big bottle of tequila. i walk right past the donkey show. i head straight for the back alleys. invariably i will find a young man, wearing the traditional cat throwing garb, and beside him a traditional UHAUL cardboard box........this is the guy you want. i say "yo amigo, what say you chuck a cat for me, man" "give me fifteen dollars american" he'll take your money with one hand, and at the same time as he puts it in his pocket, he'll reach into the traditional UHAUL cardboard box with the other hand and pull out a cat by the tail. and he'll start a-swingin'. then, like a gunshot he lets it go. clear out of sight, nothing flat. up throught the hole in the clouds, up through the hole in the ozone layer. and it'll hang around for awhile, until it comes screaming back down to earth. feet first right back in the box."
What's up are you done building that engine yet.GOD titus and i wanna part out your car so we can get more speed equipment for our cars.(just kidding).Hey it's kool that you come over to titus's and hang out and help. Titus will be the one to help you learn. Now if we can get dylan back over there to start woring on his again he might catch up to me on getting the car done by spring..Wait you know what. Go get your car then come over to my house i'll give you a lesson on defencive driving mullet style..
Chevelles are awesome first cars. I've had mine for 17 years. It's the only one of my cars that usually is driveable at any given time!
[ QUOTE ] i cant fuckin beleive i was drawn in to actually read ALL of this gay post. [/ QUOTE ] Yep, they got me too.
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] i cant fuckin beleive i was drawn in to actually read ALL of this gay post. [/ QUOTE ] Yep, they got me too. [/ QUOTE ] same here
Must be somethin' in the water there or somebody's been smugglin' in that really bad blotter acid again.
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