what the fuck is goin on here???? who did this to me????????? ok. so i'm on vacation cruisin around in the carribean when we come up on a little roadside stand on the island of roatan in honduras. there's a whole bunch of UGLYASS handcarved statues there & i'm just kinda lookin while my wife is buyin all kinds of shit. then i hear it. a little voice inside my head says "buy these or you'll regret it". huh..what????? who said that??? "buy some artwork. it's cool shit"'!!! naww man them things are UGLY! "the HAMB says BUY"!!!!! so i bought 2 for $10. once my wife told me i was nuts i wanted more. what's wrong with me??? i NEVER woulda done this on my own. who did this to me & how did you get in my head?????? are there HAMBERS on isla roatan????? STOP THE VOICES!!!!!!!!!!! mel
Being the good HAMB brother that I am I will help you lift the curse. Give me your address, I will give you your money back, you can send them to me, that will solve your head problem.
thanks for the offer bro but i think it's too late. hangin around in here has definitely changed me. y'see i used to be a clean cut,respected member of society. now i'm opening a hotrod/race car/speed shop & the voice says don't give a ratsass who likes it. it's all you guy's fault. I THANK THE HAMB FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART...mel
i was there last jan. and those same voices told me to get back on the ship for cocktail hour. werw you on the nor wegian dream? riverrat
I have voices in my head that talk to me all the time. A matter of fact I have two, one will manufacture the bullshit and the other will buy into it, the key is not to buy into it. .... Cool sh!t tho.
no we went on the carnival valor this time. we usually go ncl but got a deal on the carnival cruise. it wasn't bad but definitely not ncl. did you do the "lost canopy tour" to tabayana beach?? here's a pic i took standing 100 ft up in a tree.
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