Alright... THIS means WAR...!!!

I keep my varmints well fed so they leave me alone. My neighbor, on the other hand, hates them so they torment the hell out of her.

 

I have been live traping the varmits around here.
They chew holes in the Cedar Fascia of the house and get in the attic.
4 gone and a shit load to go.

 

One time, I watched one chew through my lawn mower gas can, just to see what would happen when he hit the liquid. After about 3 minutes, he got a mouth full! He jumped in the air and ran circles around the yard like a cartoon for about 15 minutes, then he fell over. I kicked at him to see if he would move but since he didn't, I figured he was dead. I decided that since he liked gas so much, I'd use what was left to burn him up. Just as I poured it on him, he jumped up and ran around some more! Turns out he wasn't dead after all, he was just out of gas.

 

BWAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahha.......

 

They ate a five pound bag of salted nuts outta the trunk of my kid's Jetfire couple of years ago. didn't even leave a thank you note. geeeez!

 

I took these a couple of weeks ago...
The cupboard above my dog's bowl...


The freakin' silverware drawer...


I thought it was a mouse, and caught a big one in the basement. I reset the trap and just a few days back I caught a flying squirrel down there. That was the culprit...

I can't believe my dog would let some varmint eat her food...



JOE

 

Little know fact. Squirrels are delicious!!!

 

Well know fact where im from.

 

I used to shoot chipmunks and squirrels with a paintball gun. It is great because its not very loud and the evidence washes off. Which is good because I living in the middle of the city. I even got a rabbit once!

 

Im thinking about carrying a paint ball gun next bow season but i wanna mark the fuckers and have it stick! do they make base clear for paint guns ???
Dave

 

They really are tasty but you've got to eat 3 or 4 to get full. Have gravy because they can be a bit dry...