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Yeah, One that runs for a change!

 

Every parts house used to have that kind of stuff sitting on the counter. Some of it was amazing. There should be a Museum of Broken***** somewhere. ( probably is)

 

They are until he lets a fart rip while straining.

 

I had broken down once and while having a look at the engine problem, a drunk comes up and leans over the side, and says "What's wrong, mate?". I pointed to the conrod sticking out the side of the block. "Piston broke", I said.
He replies "So am I!".

 

I have a museum of broken***** from my son's stock car racing career...

 

Traditional customizing.

 

Dye your hair
Dan

 

I asked my wife once if she ever thought of dying her hair blonde.

 

I was going to ask why ….Never mind
Dan

 

I was 16. About 1973. My youngest 4-year-old brother Ronny managed to get in my big old Mercury and shift it out of park and inadvertently back it down the short incline right into the garage, smashing a couple bicycles into the wall.
I didn't see it, but one of my other brothers witnessed it and told me it was pretty funny to see how Ronny was standing in the front seat kind of freaking out not knowing what to do as the car rolled backward.
Not super funny, but I had to chuckle a little. Mainly cuz it struck me at the time that this little guy obviously already had an interest and was probably going to grow up to be a car guy.
And he did. LOL

 

Henry Ford asked Hellen Dodge if he could Packard his Pierce Arrow up her Nash. She said," For Chrysler sake it's Willys-Knight, you're going to have to Whippet!" Ain't that a Buick?

 

What's wrong with this picture?

 

She’s not my wife and that’s not my car?

 

The car is a Ute and steering wheel is on the left.

 

I don't know about her, doesn't look like much wrong there, but something strange is going on behind the driver's door on the car.

I learned a long time ago about judging women from just the outside appearance. Some are a real mess under the flashy appearance. Some cars are that way as well.

 

Had to go back and recheck the picture.... I guess there is a woman in the picture. More importantly the car looks like it has had a pickup bed added to it. Buick type ports on the fenders and only 3 of them. 6 cyl? A lot seems odd.

 

Not a thing.

 

Bingo

 

A.I. generated

Mick

 

There is nothing wrong with the picture. What is wrong is that it IS just a picture. What good is a picture of a pretty woman, car, steak, beer............?

 

It sounds like you're either low on blinker fluid, or your muffler bearing is shot!

 

It's an AI mishmash.
The proportions of the long fender, short door, and rear side window are way off. I can imagine that more than one El Como '57 has been built....... but I can't imagine that anyone went to the trouble to "cab" the passenger compartment and stick a weirdly wide pickup box on the back. That Frankenstein never existed.
The young lady seems to be put together all-natural, though.

 

Get the damn car out the picture and let’s see more of the girl.

 

Some of those posts were really funny.