An ode to Amazon parts folks

Ordered a pair of swan neck mirrors I did,
of which after trying to save, I quicky got rid.
They were four days late in arriving,
left me steaming and in them damning.

Order was with Amazon, but delivery was Ebay,
caused me to wonder, what the damned Hey?
Upon examination holy tarnation
six parts are missing, I can't complete my mission.

The tapped threads are egg shaped, need chased to boot,
these things are ridiculous, and the chrome blemished to boot.

Went online for returning
Only walk away with my ass burning.
No real person was there to hear me out
Just a recording, "What the hell is this all about"?


So, I take the Ebay box that this sh**came to my porch in
shoved it deeply in my 50-gallon trash bin.
Let Waste Management bury them deep
I'll not lose a wink of sleep

I've already ordered another pair
From Speedway way back east somewhere.
The cost is no big deal to this guy
a hundred twelve bucks will not cause me to cry.

My Ford deserves the best and I,ll see to that
and Amazon from now on can go kiss the ass of a rat

 

A poet also
Dan