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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by hatch, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. hatch
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    I thought this was the perfect picture for a follow up on the "Rides" episode....while the boss relaxes, the slave does the repairs....and I wonder who will take all the credit? [​IMG]
     

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  2. tinyelvis
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    "Man, Kustombuilder's ass looks good enough to EAT!"
     
  3. dondanno
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    "does he have Krispy Kremes?"
     
  4. Johnny Ace
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    "Man...Bob Larrivee,Jr is gonna PAY if my Wing-Tip Doc Specs get scuffed!"
     
  5. Smokin Joe
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    That's the sillyest cry baby doll I've ever seen. Not realistic at all. [​IMG]

    Actually, back in high school I used to see scenes like that alot. I had padlocks on my hood pins and guys were always trying to crawl under the front to see what I was running and why it would lift the front tires 2 feet on a street launch! [​IMG]
     
  6. "Oh shit, they're coming... quick, hide under here!"
     
  7. Kojack
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    "I'm Rick James, bitch. Work on my car."
     
  8. zonkola
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    It reminds me of the old "Wild Kingdom" (brought to you by Mutual of Omaha) television show, where the dialog went something like: "We're up here in the helicopter while Jack is down there, unarmed, in the middle of a pride of Lions..."
     
  9. KCsledz
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    DAMNIT my glasses are in here somewhere!
     
  10. lucky_1974
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    "Are you sure we need to change the blinker fluid NOW" [​IMG]
     
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    "Hey guys? Did we forget to put the motor in again?"
     
  12. Anderson
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    "hey guys, lets deflate the bags! That'll scare the shit out of him!!!"
     
  13. "And Scott's Rods finishes another project on time."
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    "HEY! Where that Preistly kid go? Down here...I got my big head stuck in the fan belt again."
     
  14. hatch
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    Next week on Discovery channel..."Broken Rides"....
     
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  16. Kilroy
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    "This week on Animal Planet, WHEN BILLIT ATTACKS!!!!"
     
  17. daign
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    Calves like an elephant, voice like Mickey mouse, runs a shop I wouldn't take my yugo to. Even if it was given to me for free.

    That truck looks a BIT better with shiny paint. Now it looks like a horrendous sema display and not a confused mut.

    -Dane
     
  18. KCsledz
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    40 Phil, Thats funny!
     
  19. Nads
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    "Who you callin' blunt nose?"
     
  20. hankcash
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    "Where's that danmed ON STAR button? We might be instant winners!"

    HC
     
  21. Revhead
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    "Say nothing.. Act casual. Jimmy will have that billet crank pulley off in no time"
     
  22. NiteOwlChris
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    "look for my ankles under there!!"
     
  23. G V Gordon
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    That's right "Mr Photographer", The three of us built the whole thing. Go ahead and snap the picture.
     
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  25. jdubbya
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    "Hey! would one of you three jack-asses hand me the JB Weld"
     
  26. Mutt
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  27. hatch
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    Mutt....I got beer in my keyboard!!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  28. jdubbya
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    I think Mutt has the best so far, when I was at the show today, I made it a point to go talk to them just so a friend of mine could hear his voice... and he thought I was just BS-ing when I told him that the big dude sounded like someone was squeezing his "goodies."
     
  29. hankcash
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    HC
     

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  30. CadillacKid
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    "Yeah man...just keep holding up the driver's side while those chics walk by...they'll never notice..."
     

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