"Will you shut up down there! We told ya we'll help you get your head unstuck, were just waiting for the consession stand to open first! Beside's, we already called 911!"
"We're here, we're queer, get used to it..!! This is Ride #1 in a series of 6 Gay Rides" Red..?!!? come on... still no style.......
Here's another. "Oh fuck... there's Rick Amado! Pssst, Bobby, get under there and check the air ride out... quick, before he gets here!" Sam.
"Uh, guys, my pony tail is stuck in the fan belt again!" "Shut the hell up. I'm trying to imagine Mercedes headlights on that Deuce."
"Man that chick at the Maguires' Booth is hot!" "Hey! Any you geniuses notice I got a FUCKING TRUCK ON MY HEAD!!!!!"
"Man, all those hot guys over their by that black Ford make me wanna change my voice. Yeah, that one without Mercedes headlights." "What happens if I stab this airbag with a spork?"
"Aww, sheeeyut, muthafuckkaz, here come dat Rick Amado, he look PIIISSED as hell and he's packin an 'ol camshaft, lets BOUNCE this joint 'fo psycho homeboy catches up and starts swingin dat shit! Yo, I don't know bout you bitches, but I fuckin LIKE my melon sittin right where tiz!"
What happened to the paint? Now it's bright red?!! Must have ran out of time on the show...deadline? NOT!
Guy on floor: "Come on fatass, plug the vaccum cleaner in. Theres still all kinds of bondo dust & HO-HOs wrappers under here." Billy
If I had balls, which I don't, I'd print off this thread and hand it to Scott today. You guys came up with some funny shit. Thanks for the great laughs.
[guys standing]"is the assjelly stand open yet?[dude on floor]"i'll get some oil off the bottom of the pan,that should work"
[fat dude in black,talkin' to the dude in the middle]"so,,,uhh should we go over there and ask those guys how to REALLY kustomize a car..or can i stand here and grab your ass some more"?????[dude on floor]"uhhh..hey fat basterd...the cross member broke from your fat ass again..lets take it to the o.c.c. and ask pauly to weld it up"!!!
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