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anybody know where to get a fake coon tail for your antenna?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by luckystiff, Jun 2, 2006.

  1. luckystiff
    Joined: Mar 20, 2002
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    i see real ones here and there but everyone i've ever seen seems to get real stinky after it gets wet a time or two. since my antenna is right my vent window that would make for a very unpleasant drive in the nc heat. i found fake fox ones a while back. cheap. would rather have a **** though. any ideas?...ken....
     
  2. SwitchBlade327
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    Bwahahahahah!:D

    Puttin' a **** tail on the veedub?!:p
     
  3. seymour
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    from PNW

    I need one, too.
     
  4. Chili Phil
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    Well, first you need a fake **** hound, then he chases a fake **** up an aluminum christmas tree. Follow me? Next your gonna need a toy gun.

    Get that part accomplished and we'll walk ya through the next steps. Be careful not to shoot yourself in the prosthesis.
     
  5. seymour
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  6. hahahahahahha...literally spit out my quesadilla!
     
  7. Frank
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    I tried to get a real one once. My friend and I were driving some country road when I spotted a big ole dead **** lying on the shoulder. I told him to pull over. I got out my knife but it wasn't real sharp. I pick up this dead **** by the tail and start trying to cut the tail off. Unfortunately the kill wasn't as fresh as I thought and it had been cooking in the summer Texas sun. The fur kept coming out in my hand while I'm trying to cut it off. I finally gave up because the smell was so bad. I'm sure people driving down the road wondered what the hell I was doing to that dead ****.

    At least he didn't come alive and bite my ****** off.
     
  8. Come to Southeast Michigan and drive down ANY road.You can have your pick of ra****,'possum,woodchuck,coyote,fox,or deer. The road(M-50)between Brooklyn and Napoleon(about 7 miles)looks like a friggin' battlefield with all the critters along there.
     
  9. zealot9802
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    from SoCal SFV

    Are Peta friends are gonna be all over this thread
     
  10. Oldmanolds
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    E-bay,E-bay,E-bay.Dave
     
  11. LoungeLife
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    I'm betting bolt cutters would take a **** tail straight off.
     
  12. hotrodsnguns
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    no but got lots of real coyote tails.
     
  13. luckystiff
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    damn did most not read the FAKE and the reason for so. hell i could walk outside right now and get a real one. i had a fake one years ago and it didn't smell like that rotting road kill after it got wet.

    and for teh PETA ****. do some research they kill more animals to prevent cruelty than ANYONE. they have two workers facing charges right now where i used to live for picking up animals from rural shelters saying they were taking them for adoption. giving them a hot shot in the back of the van and dumping them in a dumpster on the way back to PETA headquarters.

    and justin STFU and call me ***** if you want a car.......
     
  14. Chili Phil
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    You mean PETA? People Eating Tasty Animals? That group?
     
  15. LoungeLife
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    You have the right to remain tasty, if you surrender the right to remain tasty a marrinade will be provided for you.

    Or Phil will season you, grind you up and make chilli out of you.
     
  16. Chili Phil
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  17. guiseart
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    I just stopped by a yard sale, could've gotten you three or four full '**** hides, tails included.
     
  18. I had a fox tail once off a small fox carc***. it was a fresh roadkill, still ******. It took several snips to cut the tail off it with diagonal cutters.. bolt cutters would probably do it. Or a hacksaw. Maybe a taxidermist could cure it of the smell?
     
  19. kenagain
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    hey go to a joke shop they got em on a ball =cat toy works good for $ 2.00 they call it a weasel tho
    Ken
     
  20. 47bob
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    Go to a fabric store get some fake fur and roll your own.
     
  21. luckystiff
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    the ones i've had before came from a taxidermy. they were always fine until they got wet. never understood that one. there a taxidermist selling real ones on ebay with attachment chains and all for like 6 bucks. maybe i'll just got that route and get a couple and toss them when they go or something. just figured someone might know...ken....
     
  22. BlackFlag
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    '**** tails are outdated, what you need is a Gen-u-wine taxidermied flying squirrel. Put that antenna in his mouth and have him laying stiff as a board, it would make any car look fast! As for the smell, get one of those virgin mary scented air fresheners, I always wondered what she smelled like...
     
  23. Give it a bath in vinegar? Cheap perfune? I dunno, I'd ask the taxidermist guy about it -
     
  24. Q
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  25. rodknocker
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    when i was 16 i cut a tail off of some roadkill, until somebody actually stole the whole antenna with **** tail off of my car
     
  26. speedtool
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    Ya'll must be city boys. Just bury that fresh tail in a box of table salt for a month to dry it out. If it gets wet, spiff it up with some baking soda.

    And yes, luckystiff - I know you want a fake one.
     
  27. Dougan
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    This thread is COOL!!!
    I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

    Forget billet, forget air bags, forget 20" or bigger wheels,
    ***fake ra**** tails are are going to be the next big trend!!!***
     
  28. spicoli
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    where can i buy ralph malphs car? i think then i might buy a fake tail
     
  29. Derek Mitchell
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    Disneyland sales Davey Crocket '**** hats with tails.

    Being Disney, I doubt they are real '****.

    But you never know.
     
  30. buflochp
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    Shhheeesss, Some guys will do anything for a little tail.:p
     

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