Anyone else having problems with Garage Magazine?

Honestly, I think this whole thing is a carnival featuring spooky clowns and mad men eager to get it on with the first short-banged girl with tattoos to walk in the room.

I don't get it. I don't get why people seemingly either:

1. Kiss Jesse's ass and defend him... even when he's calling his customers "Fuckers". Pathetic.

or

2. Attack him for no other reason than he is a celeb in the outside world. Just as pathetic.

I don't get why some folks look to me to solve the Garage subscription problem. I didn't take their money. Shouldn't they (both sides) solve their own problems?

I don't get why there is a lifestyle magazine based around a lifestyle that doesn't actually exist.

I know a guy that built what might be the baddest '36 Ford ever built. Garage featured it in what might be one of the best car feature stories I've ever read... Do you think I or the guy that built that '36 give a shit about what kind of $500 jeans some Euro trash dude is wearing on the back pages?

On top of all that and as much of all this shit that I don't get... When you really get down to brass tax, I don't really care all that much about any of it. It's just not my deal. I'm a car guy.

You got problems with Garage Magazine? Get in line. I think it starts somewhere around the corner... on the other side of Wal-Mart... just past Barnes and Noble. While waiting, you can enjoy any one of the other 3-fucking-thousand "hot rod" magazines there are now.