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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Chopperman, Sep 18, 2011.

  1. fleet-master
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    actually ... could it be ...the Buttmobile?? from a really obscure John Holmes movie...surely not :D:D
     
  2. I told him not to be 'sphincterman' it just wont jive.:rolleyes: But I guess its more socially acceptable than the 'back up' name 'The Va..namobile" you can fill in the blanks!:D

    Doc.
     
  3. Early muscle car prototype. The Pucker-Muscle...
     
  4. jim galli
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  5. Cymro
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  6. Windshield is the rear window out of a mid-50s car. Giveaway is the curve at the base of where the dogleg would be.

    Based on that I'd presume it's a backyard custom of some sort, not a kit car and the only way to ID just what it was built from is going to be to look over the chassis and maybe the engine, provided there's no sign of alterations to how that's mounted.

    And if you put one of those rock chip covers on it, I guess you couldn't call it a car bra this time.
     
  7. Dynaflash_8
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    looks like a blowup doll you can drive
     
  8. bonez
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    More likeley they built the probe ater seenin this.

    I like it anyway, and if the grille had an insert, pun intended, it would make it much better.
     
  9. Somebody let Tommy Chong know his bong has been found..
     
  10. fat141
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    I'm in. Very funny choices above.

    The fron fender looks like 49-52 Chev back as far as the grill thing on the fender. You can see a verticle join line about there. The headlight could be anything, but it could also be from the same year Chev.
    Rod
     
  11. chopper cliff
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  12. Its Mr Bill

    "Here comes Sluggo" "Ooooooh Noooooo he's gonna be mean to me!!!!"

    The side grills liike like they are from a Mercedes Gull Wing.
     
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  13. RAY With
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    Noo clue but what ever it is it has a lot of possibilitys if you can hang in there long enough to finish it out .
     
  14. Special Ed
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    The rips on the leading edge of the hood sure makes it look like a 'glass car to me. I'd guess it to be a 1954-1956 Heinz 57... :cool:
     
  15. jay7262
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    Looks like a long front end, pancake a 46/48 olds hood, reshape the grill opening to fit the olds grill, glass the rear 1/4s for Packard tail lights, lots of itchy scratchy fun.
     
  16. JeffreyJames
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    1953 Cadillac Roadster done by Pininfarina? Not really but looks like a close attempt!
    [​IMG]
     
  17. The grille looks like it was designed by a proctologist.

    Colonoscopy, anyone?

    Neat car, other than that whacked-out grille/jet intake/colon.

    The blue car above is sweeeet!
     
  18. fleet-master
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    look better with a Studebaker Gran Turismo grille in it....
     
  19. jipp
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    all the jokes aside.. it looks like you have something to work with to make a cool little roadtser. you def be the only kid in town cruising in just hold off going wide open till you put the panties on her front.
    chris.
     
  20. Jokes! What Jokes?? It's an Analmoblie:eek:
     
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  21. Engine man
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  23. gnichols
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    No idea... but ifn you put a LP gas burning log on a grate behind that sphincter you'd have a pretty nice flaming A-hole mobile. Gary
     
  24. Nobey
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    Does it have a glass body and metal doors? If so it could be a modified English
    race car , called a Turner.
     
  25. coilover
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    It is a Kaiser Darrin. If your dead brains had enough cells left to google "Kaiser Darrin" you would see there are 979,000 reports on this early American entry into the sport convertible class. A Henry J that was being produced by Kaiser at that same time makes you cum in your pants but something that really was trend setting is beyond your pea brained comprehension. Better to save the precious few cells you have left to formulate lame pussy and asshole jokes.
     
  26. M_S
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    It's humorous that the same brain that created this statement doesn't have enough "wattage" to disseminate the pixels the OP posted and those found in his Google search.
     
  27. deanopopino
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    Lessee .. front end match? Nope, not even close. Windshield match? Nope. Doors? Nope, Darrin didn't have hinges and the front fenders aren't nearly long enought for the doors to slide into (like they're supposed to). In short, you LOSE! But thanks for playing, hope your brain cells can survive being soooooo wrong! :p:D
     
  28. NumbNutz
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    I'm not sure on the car but I'm almost positive that's a flatbed tandem trailer.
     
  29. ...says the guy who can't even pull up a Darrin pic and compare the two cars side by side. Or else you need glasses.. badly.
     
  30. Hey I found the license plate that belongs to that car.
    [​IMG]
     
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