April fools.....best pranks?

Any good ones out there?

 

Denise tried to pull one this morning..

Baby seat..

she fooled some of us..but not all of us..just like last year when she said she sold Big Olds...shes such a kidder..

 

a friend of mine
"accidently" sent me a text sayin - Yup got the results back last night, I'm six weeks.
Got me good, what a sukkah

 

I was born

 

Kind of mean but i once bought a lottery ticket with the last winning number and gave it to someone to check for me. That was a little over the line.

 

my girl and I sent my Mother an email this morning - the ***le read:
"look what JP did to me"
Inside was a photo of a "positive" pregnancy test.

in an hour I'm sending Mom the April Fools Day E-card.
my roomates(who were married on St. Patty's Day) did the same thing. I imagine our Mothers are going to collectively lay waste to all our ****s this evening...

I taped all my office mates desk drawers shut, as well as the reciever ****on on her phone - she went so far as to go find a maint. guy to help her out with her problems. She's still cussing me out...

my office courriers just got done shrink wrapping the Supervisors Corvette.

besides adjusting all my roomates car settings(radio, seats, mirrors) I switched their lunches, and put a bit of vinegar in their water bottles - just enough to taste nasty....

 

Sounds like a normal day when I was in the Army, we didnt wait for April to screw wit each other!

 

Bummer it was locked as pulling pranks was one of Just Steve's favorite past-times and my annual April Fools joke on the HAMB is done in memory of him.

Well at least I got quite a few in the short 18 minutes it was open.
I got more then most realize too as the PM's to me have not stopped all morning with folks letting me know that I got them.

 

A good one to do if you work in a place that shares toilets or has a public bathroom. Put a fast food ketchup or mustard packet (folded so the ends face in to the bowl and the folded part faces out) under those two little "rests" for the toilet seat.

If the unsuppecting person doesn't notice, they get a nice condement shower all over their junk.

We've gotten people twice with this gag. Better be prepared to run after this one goes down.

 

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Malcolm

 

Denise's prank got me good. Then I realized what date it was.

The "upper deck" is my favorite prank, though it's not exclusive to April 1

 

Glad wrap over the bowl works well too!

 

Thanks everyone in my office wants to know why I am crying and laughing!

 

3 of my 6 employees left messages saying they were too ****ed up last night to come into work (they are huge party animals and each story was slightly different, making them oddly believeable and my blood pressure started to rise).

Then I opened the back door and all three were standing there laughing.

Not too shabby, guys... kind of got me.

 

Your kind of lucky it got closed! I was about 10 minutes late for it. Had the perfect deal going with ultrasound pics...marriage proposal...moving...wedding plans...

You shoulda called. We could have been brought back into 'dads' office again like the "sack o' *****s, 'logo'd *****" thread(s) a while back when we were warned so sternly. LOL. Always next year.

 

Remind me to tell you about the HAMB logo'd ***** that showed up at my house shortly after that thread. Laughed my *** off and still do every time I see it on the shelve.

 

I got married on April Fool's Day.....21 years ago

 

How about the "dry dock"?

 

I would say gettin' all the uptight Kustom Policemen's ******* in a wad over the Studmobile custom cruiser was a pretty good one
I thought I was gonna have to p*** out nitro glycerine and break open a bag of Depends!
Wp

 

This prank is good all year!!

 

The best one was a local radio station did Tats4Tots company promotion with a guy in studio from the company. They told listeners to go to the website and look at the kids and the Tats. Children from 2 on up were shown getting the "Painless", well almost, procedure done.

People were calling in and berating them for doing such a business. OK had just voted to allow Tattoo parlors. A news Woman called in and was pissed off that she had contacted the Governor's office. They knew nothing about it, but would check for her.

Radio guystold her to go to the website, describing the children the whole time. and told her to go to the next page, where in big red letters, "April Fools!"

It was the best, she was really pissed, but said very little about it, to keep the joke going. My Neighbor was so mad she was going to quit listening to them anymore. I told her it was a joke. She didn't believe me.

The guy on the radio was perfect and had an answer for every single mom that called in. It was perfect.

 

Put a couple of drops oil under a friends brand new HD and figured in a couple of days we'd fess-up. The very next day he takes it to the dealer and they tear it down. By the time we found this out it was to late.

 

What did it say? Now it just apologizes if they went too far.

 

Its said that Obama made GM get out of NASCAR or they wouldn't get any bailout money and GM agreed to it.

 

My employer hired me 8 years ago today, if they only knew then what they know now..........

 

Well since the ***holes where i work permanently layed me off in february id better just not play any pranks cause id end up in jail.... ... **** em
Dave

 

this morning I got to work a little early and made 100 copies of:
>a blank sheet of paper with the outline of a paper clip<
slipped these in the network (shared) printer, bout halfway down the tray
1/2 hour later, two "victims" had every door open on the printer, looking for the paper clip!
'nother 5 minutes, they would've had the repairman here @ $90/hour!

 

Alright, I was really really bored a couple of years ago on April 1rst.
Placed a fake ad in the personals section of Craigslist. Like any of them are really. LOL
Right after placing it I had emails every 5 minutes.
It was written as a female who was pissed off at her cheating boyfriend and was looking for "help" getting even with him.
Lasted all day long before people finally got wise to it.

First email was only 2 minutes after placing the fake ad.
One email after another with offers to help.
Offers from people not even in the same town as the ad was placed.
Laughed at each response because they thought it was real.
Some people got pised when I pointed out it was an April Foos Joke. Some laughed.


Funny thing was at the end of the ad I posted ," re-read this fake ad and pay special attention to all the bold letters that start each line ", and people still didn't get it.

I know I'm a jerk, but it was funny!

 

I gotta remember that one for my know it all secretary,,next april 1st

 

Oh yeah, now thats good.

Wasn't done on April fools day, but while I was in recruit training (Boot camp) we were on parade, my section commander gave the order...
"All people with two living parents take a step forward"
Closely followed by,
"Not you Watson!"