Auto Acronyms; let's hear 'em!

Found
In
A
Toilet
My auto mechanics teacher always said, "If you drive one of these to an repair shop looking for a job, they'll assume you can fix ANYTHING and hire you on the spot." So he made us work on Ford Fiesta's-go figure!

 

Not sure if anyone hit these yet,

Got Mechanic Commin'
Flip Over, Read Directions
Bring My Wallet
Mostly OverPowered And Respected
My Own Personal Adrenaline Rush

and, of coarse, my personal favorite...
Fucking Owners Really Dumb

 

Good fer Teenagers Only, or; Gas-Tires-Oil

 

Big

Mexican

Weenie

 

Most
Everything
Rusts
Corrodes
Underneath
Repair
Yearly

OR

Most
Engines
Run
Crappy
Usually
Require
Yanking

Billy

 

Get More Chains

I usta be into 4 wheelin'...

Jay

 

Historically
Orientals
Never
Drove
Automobiles

 

A friend professes to be a pro at these however this first one is questionable since it has the name in it
Rambler
Always
Made
Bitchin
Little
Economy
Cars

or

Another
Ugly
Truck
On
Californias
Awful
Roadways

Every
Mechanical
Failure

 

Damn... that's what happened to wife's Caddy. Must be something there!

My friend Eric (4WD Toyota fan) gave me another:

Just
Empty
Every
Pocket

When the truth hurts is when it's funny.

-bill

 

Italian Retard Out Cruisin
creepy

 

hahahahaha..funny as shit....

me if it runs i call it cool beans... if it dont i call it a pain in my ass.

 

my favorite-Most Over Priced Auto Restoration

or
My
Other
Peice
Aint
Runnin'

Most
Often
Parted
And
Rusty

Damn
It
Again!
Mechanicis
Left
Engine
Retarded

Could
Hear
Rattling
You're
Stupid,
Last
Engine
Rebuild.

 

Barf
Up
Icky
Caramel
Korn


J

 

Now if I could only figger something out for the El Morocco!

 

Did
Our
Distributor
Get
Eaten
?

 

Fuckin' Old Rusty Dodge
Found On the Road Dead
First On Race Day
Frequent Overahul and Rapid Depreciation

 

For
Old
Redneck
Drivers

 

I always like Just Expect Every Problem
This topic has come up alot on other boards im on, i have never read heard or seen an acronym for Isuzu. Anybody know one?

 

Gay.

 

I thought it was

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