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Bad english and no intro's

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Stevie G, May 30, 2004.

  1. So, is it a generally accepted consensus that we are ignoring posts with piss poor English / one long, run-on sentence and any semblance of an intro?

    Uh..........thought so.


    Okay....back to tech week.
    I need to get to the shop and contribute something.
     
  2. With one exception..., "numnuts"...! [​IMG]

    Even though it hurts my eyes when I read his posts..., they're to funny to pass up...! [​IMG]

    "NOW" back to tech week!!!! [​IMG]

    Mark
     
  3. Crestliner
    Joined: Dec 31, 2002
    Posts: 3,032

    Crestliner
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    I'm sorry not all of us are college grads.
     
  4. oldchevyseller
    Joined: May 30, 2004
    Posts: 1,851

    oldchevyseller
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    from mankato mn

    I was unaware this forum came with a built in spell checker and miss manners all in one , I luv this place!!
     
  5. Im in favor of intro's.... [​IMG]/as to english-Im ACTUALLY a high school dropout.....but it didn't affect my metal skills aptitude! [​IMG]
     
  6. 133
    Joined: Dec 30, 2003
    Posts: 1,655

    133
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    yes there is some really bad english here along with grammar, sentence structure, etc, etc. i'm not complaining but it's hard to understand some posts once in awhile, you know the kind where you have to read it 2-3 times.

    why do people get angry if people post without doing an intro? i don't see what the reasoning in getting upset over it. personally, i think the "rule" is dumb, but that's just me.
     
  7. [ QUOTE ]
    yes there is some really bad english here along with grammar, sentence structure, etc, etc. i'm not complaining but it's hard to understand some posts once in awhile, you know the kind where you have to read it 2-3 times.

    why do people get angry if people post without doing an intro? i don't see what the reasoning in getting upset over it. personally, i think the "rule" is dumb, but that's just me.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    So you should know then that sentences start with a CAPTITAL letter and when you're talking about yourself, i.e. "i", it's spelt with a CAPITAL too. [​IMG]

    Apart from that, top marks for spelling, punctuation and sentence structure.
     
  8. i am also one of the piss poor english guys . My regular lenguage is german and even there i am a pp writer . Anyway its time to say thank you guys for all the help i get from some hambers ,especialy i like to thank j sullivan a.k.a max gearhead .your mags are on the way to you :)
    itsa realy great to know peoples like him
     
  9. burndup
    Joined: Mar 11, 2002
    Posts: 1,938

    burndup
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    from Norco, CA

    Daym, whus yu mofuggaz gettin all up a mah***** bous da way i rites? Sheeeyut, talkin all down lik yall tinkin I be all ignant and sheyut. Das BOLL sheyut, das alls I gats ta say.
     
  10. J Man
    Joined: Dec 11, 2003
    Posts: 4,131

    J Man
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    from Angola, IN

    my bad english is call*****ty typing
     
  11. RockyMtnPits
    Joined: Nov 6, 2002
    Posts: 118

    RockyMtnPits
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    Thought this was a hotrod board? [​IMG]
     
  12. flynj1
    Joined: Mar 4, 2001
    Posts: 583

    flynj1
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    from C.B. IOWA

    Were I came from a true gear head didnt have time for schoolin and***** like that and when we pulled up we didnt have to do an intro everyone did it for us. All we had to do was smooookeeem when we made are exit.
     
  13. Shoeboxer
    Joined: May 1, 2004
    Posts: 306

    Shoeboxer
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    LOL...don't get me started. I teach high school english. Some posts I see on the web (and hell, some professional sites!) just make me twitch in pain. Luckily, when I'm on places like the HAMB, I'm off duty unless there's some painfully glaring error.

    -Taylor
     
  14. What ever happened to Officer Spellcheck?
     
  15. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,599

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    I aint got no time to spell corectlie. Too busy gettin my hans dirtie to read enuff to be abel to spell rite.
     
  16. Kojack
    Joined: Feb 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,294

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    well hell atleast we dont all talk like slazzen i mean***** that would really be a****** if we all talked like that i swear to god the man is a genius with cars and has some awesomeshit but i don't think he'll ever spend thecash to get a keyboard with a period but thats okay
     
  17. Antibilly
    Joined: Apr 6, 2002
    Posts: 3,487

    Antibilly
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    gte paast the spullin and fucas on the INFO!!!!!!!
     
  18. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
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    <font color="green">RASHY

    .you of one every and each love I know you ,mad get don’t Now

    .lately been have lot a than read to easier be will post this that say to is this All

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    <font color="green"> A little proof reading can go a LONG way! </font>
     
  19. Digger_Dave
    Joined: Apr 10, 2001
    Posts: 2,516

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    [ QUOTE ]
    <font color="green">RASHY

    .you of one every and each love I know you ,mad get don’t Now

    .lately been have lot a than read to easier be will post this that say to is this All

    .flunked He

    .him to back it send and it grade to duty my it felt I errors many so had post The

    .was replied who else everyone stupid how about replied who TARD SUPER the and help shop for looking Cole about post the in was one favorite My

    .read to HURT just that posts few a quite been have there ,agree I that say to have I ,Well
    </font>




    <font color="green"> A little proof reading can go a LONG way! </font>

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Dave

    !noitartnecnoc emos koot TAHT woN
     
  20. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
    Posts: 12,599

    Petejoe
    Member
    from Zoar, Ohio

    Aoccdrnig to rseerach at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?

    PS: Hwo'd yuo lkie to run tihs by yuor sepll ckehcer?

     
  21. Donzie
    Joined: Aug 9, 2001
    Posts: 2,779

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    I know we're not all English majors and I can over look some misspelled words now and then (perhaps just a lack of education, or in my case a lousy typist) but I really have a hard time with the run-on sentences. Yes, a capitol letter beginning each sentence would be helpful also. My biggest suggestion would be to proof read your posts or replies. A very wise man that I had the pleasure of working for use to say "it only takes a minute longer to do it right".
    As far as an intro, I think that's just plain polite.
    Actually, I think this turned into a tech post.
     
  22. Dakota
    Joined: Jan 21, 2004
    Posts: 1,535

    Dakota
    Member
    from Beulah, ND

    Lot of people here have eanglish as their second language. pretty hard to fault them, lets see you type out a full post in german/french/whatever else completely without grammatical/spelling errors.

    Now those that just dont even attempt to try to get it right, thats another story.
     
  23. 48_HEMI
    Joined: Oct 3, 2002
    Posts: 838

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    I don't need a spellchec. I need a proof reader, sometimes i cringe when I re-read my own posts, and it's to late to edit. I sure as hell am not going to complain about others. as long as the tech part is right on i don't give a***** about the write on. so get off your high horse.
    A good friend was a high school teacher. they made him principal I suspect to keep him out of the class room. To this day he is the worst speller that I know (makes me look good) [​IMG]
     
  24. I dont have a major problem with bad spelling etc. I will say though I do tend to read through what Ive written before I post it to make sure it looks ok.

    Local dialogue can be a problem sometimes as we are typing as we would speak and not neccesarily in a letter format , but my only gripe is that if you punctuate the same sentence in 2 different ways it can mean 2 completely different things !

    Also , the wrong impression can be gained from statements on here with sarcasm in them but theres nothing you can do about that with this particular medium. Until we are all video linked , this wont change !

    Basically , if you are intelligent enough to be aware of the bad spellings and grammar errors , you should be clever enough to understand the posting without it being a problem !!
     
  25. Digger_Dave
    Joined: Apr 10, 2001
    Posts: 2,516

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    Member Emeritus

    [ QUOTE ]
    I know we're not all English majors and I can over look some misspelled words now and then (perhaps just a lack of education, or in my case a lousy typist) but I really have a hard time with the run-on sentences. Yes, a capitol letter beginning each sentence would be helpful also. My biggest suggestion would be to proof read your posts or replies. A very wise man that I had the pleasure of working for use to say "it only takes a minute longer to do it right".
    As far as an intro, I think that's just plain polite.
    Actually, I think this turned into a tech post.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    Maybe we should call it, "Writing Right!"

    And then, a NEW paragraph once and a while wouldn't hurt either! (sorta like taking a breath!)

    NO intros.... they usually get taken care of by the "old timers" flamin'.
     
  26. Digger_Dave
    Joined: Apr 10, 2001
    Posts: 2,516

    Digger_Dave
    Member Emeritus

    [ QUOTE ]
    I don't need a spellchec. I need a proof reader, sometimes i cringe when I re-read my own posts, and it's to late to edit. I sure as hell am not going to complain about others. as long as the tech part is right on i don't give a***** about the write on. so get off your high horse.
    A good friend was a high school teacher. they made him principal I suspect to keep him out of the class room. To this day he is the worst speller that I know (makes me look good) [​IMG]

    [/ QUOTE ]

    HEMI, read Dooster's post just below yours.
    I think this thread has been useful, even if it might be misunderstood by some.
     
  27. tommy
    Joined: Mar 3, 2001
    Posts: 14,756

    tommy
    Member Emeritus

    KISS MY****! Can you read that?
     
  28. 65Luck
    Joined: Apr 22, 2004
    Posts: 93

    65Luck
    Member

    huked on foniks werked fur me
     
  29. Digger_Dave
    Joined: Apr 10, 2001
    Posts: 2,516

    Digger_Dave
    Member Emeritus

    [ QUOTE ]
    KISS MY****! Can you read that?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Yep, so what's your point?
     
  30. CURIOUS RASH
    Joined: Jun 2, 2002
    Posts: 9,635

    CURIOUS RASH
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    [ QUOTE ]
    [ QUOTE ]
    KISS MY****! Can you read that?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Yep, so what's your point?

    [/ QUOTE ] <font color="green">Correct spelling AND punctuation!!!

    And yet you take offense to this post?

    A "Closet TARD" maybe? [​IMG]

    I don't think anyone on the HAMB is banging on the people with an occasional mis-spell or lack of punctuation.

    However, the post that started all of this could only have occurred with the use of voice recognition software by someone born with no tongue and/or lips. [​IMG]


    As for the sarcasm angle.

    I am one of the most sarcastic people you may ever meet.

    I am here to make you laugh, sometimes at your expense.

    Please know that I am a lover not a fighter and if you think I am an**** hole on the net, wait until you meet me in person. [​IMG]

    It's a cross I must bear.

    Oh yeah, liberal use of these things [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] will sometimes help smooth over miscommunications.

    RASHY</font>
     

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