Art & Inspiration Best HAMB signature

Been thinking about using this "Just because I'm old enough to know better doesn't really mean that I know better"

 

I copied mine from one of the Tremors movies, and being a procrastinator it fits. I'll do almost anything to keep from doing anything right now.

 

Probably not anyone's signature but seen on a gravestone: "I told you I was sick".

 

On the Ford Barn I use "Get your facts straight first..then you can distort them as you please", a quote from Mark Twain.
The one I use hear I've used since I signed up.

 

A quote from my friend Johan -

"Rat rods make baby Jesus cry"

 

So appropriate in today's world; ...."Don't let the truth get in the way of a good story!"

 

I call it Productive Procrastination!

 

There are no problems too big, only hammers too small.

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I have forgotten more than you will ever know.

 

My favorite is this “I can only please one person a day. And today isn’t your ****ing day “


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The sarcastic side of me likes "You are a good excuse for a bad habit" or " The cure for which there is no disease"

 

Are you hooked on phonics or just stuck on stupid?

 

M p


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Mine comes from an old Tom T Hall song, the facts of life--"Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money!"

 

That was Spike Milligan from the Goons

 

A Wiseman, Is only a fool with a good memory... $

 

Ok, I lied. C-W-P1 has the best one

You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it-Robin Williams

 

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I like the one that states: I spent my money on women and booze---the rest I just squandered!

 

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me.

 

Can you imagine being a Santa Clause in this day and age? I bet they could write a book.

I found this many years ago.

In my old age...
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked.....
the good fortune to run into the ones I do.....
and the eyesight to tell the difference.

 

My signature story is true with the exception that it was a flat head coil that left me high and dry in Dunphy Nevada.

 

I knew her!

 

Thanks! What a great Birthday gift. Bob

 

slowmotion has an old 3wLarry line that he posted when a blank screen came up and not a photo.

"I can't see **** Captain" - 3wLarry

 

Not my signature, but read somewhere, " I know nothing, don't have to know Anything, my wife knows Everything"

 

Cl***ic one-liners make good sigs............
"Did you ever notice that you never have your gun when you need it?"
"I'm going to quit drinking, first chance I get."

 

I'm not getting older I'm getting longer.

 

This isn't a signiture but you reminded me of a guy who worked in the receiving/warehouse department at a hospital. All the doctors and nurses had fancy degree abbreviations after their names like, "MD", "RN" and "LPN." He would put after his name, "NDGA." It stood for, "No Degree, Good Anyway."