Best Line

For if you owe someone money or something and they keep hounding you, "I'd rather owe it to ya than fuck ya out of it"

I use this at work alot, "Gimmie that/let me do it before you make me fuckin puke."

Billy

 

Stuff heard in the body shop;
"if you wanted it back today, you shoulda wrecked it a few days sooner."
My favorite; "I didn't build it, I didn't buy it, and I sure as fuck didn't wreck it."

 

I had a 65 Fairlane once that was lowered on Americans,shaved door handles, and 188 louvers in the hood. A guy walks up and is lookin the car all over and says "Damn were did you get that snake bellied hood"

 

I still love the line that Rocky used to describe Fat Jack Robinson's style of car building...

"All cattle, No hat!"

That says it all...wish ol'Jack was still in the spotlight buildin' cars!!

 

When I asked a guy, who had hit a tree head on at midnight, why he was wearing sunglasses, he said, "'cause when you're cool, the sun always shines."

 

Said in your best Hillbilly Voice: "That got a Hemi in it?"

 

Long, long time ago while at tech school, I notice some friends across the shop goofing off while working on some one's car and that's when I hear a professor yell out.... " Hey Stump, (friends nic name) we're just trying to teach you how to do it without the tree.