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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by BARNETT, Mar 28, 2004.

  1. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    Where we talk***** until race day!

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    Sandman,
    It stayed together long enough to make you do more than just talk*****! [​IMG]

    Since we're helping Barnett build his car we should hold back. I still have his 2 pot intake and I think I'm going to hold it hostage for a while. If I beat him bad enough I might let him bolt it to the "Bastard Rod". Awe hell, he can have it...I ain't scared of no 6 banger. [​IMG]

    Unless you want it, Sandman...for insurance. [​IMG]
     
  2. Man, my own boy is killin me! Why's it have to be like that? [​IMG] It's alright...everybody beatin up the guy with the inline6...just remember...all it takes is one missed shift, a fouled plug, a slippery clutch foot (this lasst one doesn't apply to Crease)...any number of little things and UH-OH-THE-INLINE-WINS!!!! [​IMG] I got nuthin to loose and everything to gain. [​IMG]
     
  3. Crease
    Joined: May 7, 2002
    Posts: 2,878

    Crease
    Member

    You makin fun of my weenie**** little auto******* Mr Barnett? Just cause Im too damn cheap to pay for a*******, thats no reason to be pokin fun. You better settle down or Im gonna start droppin the midget info.

    I can smell the race fuel and tears already!!!!

     
  4. buwahahahaha! [​IMG] I might only have a 6...but I have 3 pedals! [​IMG] If I was you, I would be more concerned with your son...you mighta helped him build a car that is faster than yours! [​IMG]*****ER!
     
  5. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
    Member

    Guys Crease might have a belly*****on engine and just 2 pedals, but he has helicopter seats and a comfy rooster pillow, as his secret weapons.

    Watch out...HE'S A BAD MAN!!!
     
  6. Rooster pillow! HAHAHAHA! Maybe he can add a comforter! [​IMG]
     
  7. Crease
    Joined: May 7, 2002
    Posts: 2,878

    Crease
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    Keep it up trailer boy!

    Hey Barnett,

    We racin for foo foo coffee and midget***** videos?

     
  8. I race you at drinkin some iced coffee! [​IMG] Man, you paint ONE SIGN that winds up on the cover of a midget***** video...... [​IMG]
     
  9. Crease
    Joined: May 7, 2002
    Posts: 2,878

    Crease
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    They weren't roosters damnit! They were very masculine fighting*****s! You guys should know all about fighting*****s!!!!!

    Gotta go....searchin EBAY for a 6-71 and some slicks
     
  10. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    Secret Weapon***** Pillow ? [​IMG]
    Must be some Code Word.
     
  11. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
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    Crease,

    How 'bout I race you while drinking a foo foo iced coffee...I might need to borrow a cup holder from your other boy 59lesabre.... You see I would have to put the drink down once to do this little thing called "shifting gears".

    My boy Barnett knows what I'm talking 'bout.


    P.S.
    They like to be called "little people", you insensitive ingrate. [​IMG]
     
  12. [ QUOTE ]
    Gotta go....searchin EBAY for a 6-71 and some slicks


    [/ QUOTE ]

    Why...gonna fix up your "son's" '31 some more? [​IMG]
     
  13. Unkl Ian...it refers to this pic that Ryan posted. It's the inside of Crease's '33. [​IMG] notice the rooster pillow in the back...
     

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  14. Ok, truth hurts. Barons have a bunch of fast cars DONE.
    Barnett... well... it's a good idea to build one as your retirement project.
    AntC, like I said, you can't keep that thing together. I found your flywheel on the side of the road the other day. I will mail it to you soon. Race day nears, whos guna play?

    Viva Los Barons!

    Fastman
    Barons
    So.Texas
    Where we talk***** until someone gets hurt.
     
  15. Moe
    Joined: Dec 2, 2003
    Posts: 197

    Moe

    Anti-chrysler -

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    AGAIN...You Shouldn't have forsaken the 6. Now, you can't be in the 6 banger class at the drags with Moe and Barnett.

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    Woe unto you Anti-chrysler.
    Judge not that ye be not judged.
    For with what judgement ye judge,
    ye shall be judged.

    It has been spoken of, that one will come
    and his number will be ............6-7-1
    They will cry aloud , in the strip....
    " Blessed be the one, that cometh in the name of the six"

    "AINT NO CRIME RUNNING INLINE"


    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  16. Your in big trouble now Antichrysler.
    HE HAS SPOKEN.

    Viva Los Barons!
     
  17. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

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    Yeah, You were right Sandman. It will never hold together.

    Well, My fly wheel didn't come loose but the gear teeth that surround the aluminum flywheel did. This is why the starter would run but the engine wouldn't turn. Now, I need a good fly wheel. Or I need to repair the one I have.

    Basically, My car so fast that it can only run in spurts.

    Moe,
    Are you going to be a baron? Will they let you in without a v8? If so, they have really lowered their standards...Come-on guys.

    P.S.
    Thank god for the trailer...the last good start the flywheel had was used when I drove it onto the trailer. Yep. I might be sissy but I'm a sissy that made it home. [​IMG]

     

  18. Basically, My car so fast that it can only run in spurts.





    Basically, My car so slow that it can only run in squirts. [​IMG]
     
  19. Moe
    Joined: Dec 2, 2003
    Posts: 197

    Moe

    [ QUOTE ]
    Are you going to be a baron?

    [/ QUOTE ]

    I am, what....... I am. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  20. lesabre59
    Joined: Nov 8, 2001
    Posts: 698

    lesabre59
    Member

    Lesabre59,
    Where can I get a good deal on cup holders and Hawaiian shirts just like the ones Boyd wears? [​IMG]


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    ANTICHRYSLER....I'll have BOTH in hand at the drags..I'll hand them to you at the finish line, but of course i'll have to wait for 4 or 5 seconds for you to get there!!! And thats if i run A/C and leave the e-brake on [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  21. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    And thats if i run A/C and leave the e-brake on

    [/ QUOTE ]

    It's worse than I thought what the hell are you doing putting in A/C.

    This is a grudge match, now. I'll bill it as Street Rod vs. hot rod.

    You would have made it to the round-up if you weren't so very very gay. [​IMG]

    I'll make a shirt that says "I heart Boyd" and the loser has to wear it for the rest of the day...It's on now.
     
  22. lesabre59
    Joined: Nov 8, 2001
    Posts: 698

    lesabre59
    Member

    Antichrysler,
    The difference between me and Boyd is I actually do my OWN dirty work..and i'm better looking! And my Voodoo Chopper will kick his mopeds****!! As for the rest of the goodies on the "A", what can i say, with a baby coming i recognize this as my last hoorah so i shoving everything under the sun into this car. [​IMG]

    ps. if you lose your gonna get the biggest Mr. T looking gold chain and wear it the rest of the Day!! [​IMG]
     
  23. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    if you lose

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    Seems your not so confident, anymore. When I win, I want you to hang that gold chain with the bronzed baby booties attached from the rear view mirror. [​IMG]

    I guess I see your point about building this car so that you can grow into it. This way you won't be soooo aggravated by the rough ride and discomfort of a real hot rod. Now, you can concentrate on saving-up for an R.V. and a nice covered trailer. This way you'll feel really comfortable when you join the good guys on their annual tour when you retire. [​IMG] [​IMG]

    P.S.
    Don't forget the tilt wheel, and the cruise control. These cars are hard to get in and out of when arthritis kicks-in. [​IMG]
     
  24. Damn...the sh*t just keeps piling up! You guyus are too much. [​IMG]
     
  25. lesabre59
    Joined: Nov 8, 2001
    Posts: 698

    lesabre59
    Member

    [ QUOTE ]
    when you retire

    [/ QUOTE ]

    RETIRE, there aint no such thing as a retired artist, we just DIE and make other people rich!!
     
  26. krupanut
    Joined: May 4, 2001
    Posts: 1,619

    krupanut
    Member

    Man, this is good stuff [​IMG]
    Can't wait for the drags!
     
  27. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
    Posts: 13,509

    Unkl Ian

    [ QUOTE ]
    Where can I get a good deal on cup holders and Hawaiian shirts just like the ones Boyd wears?

    [/ QUOTE ]
    Have you tried www.boydcoddington.com ? [​IMG]
     
  28. antichrysler
    Joined: May 6, 2002
    Posts: 181

    antichrysler
    Member

    I called the drag stip in Ennis and left a message...I couldn't contact a real live person. I'm going to try to set something-up for early July. Damn..it will be hot...Good thing Steve will have a place to rest his Super Big Gulp.
     
  29. AntiC, you might wanna be nice to LeSabre...if it's hot out,maybe he'll let you hang out in his "A.C.Rod"! [​IMG]
     

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