Bizarro Hamb

Here lately , it seems that the HAMB is kinda like Bizarro world. Lots of strange happenings and stranger people. Thanks to all the regulars for being.....well.... regular?

Kinda hard to explain the board just seems different lately.........

 

I hope I'm considered one of the regulars. Don't think I could handle HAMB fiber in my diet.

 

i think im many circles being a "HAMB regular" is an insult.

 

Maybe the State ***ylums have internet access now?


Kerry, you are as regular as they come........

 

Little HAMB & CHEESE on RYE 'eh!

Just exactly what do you mean by being regular?

 

er'uoy tahw wonk I erus yllaer ton m'I
?nialpxe ot yrt uoy naC ...tuoba gniklat

 

Well, HRH ....what I mean is................

 

It's scientific my man.
Because germ seldom posts on the HAMB these days the void has to be filled with something.
It's the same principal which causes water to ac***ulate in modern car's headlight buckets and how the sight of strangers doing it makes your partner hot.

It's not the head it's the vapidity.

 

I see................

 

It's what made Jesus be able to walk on water....the meniscus.

 

Phases & changes. Lots of new faces, lots of new regular posters. Don't see the "pack" mentality as much as we used to. Kinder & gentler HAMB.
I promised my wife I would cleanup my language. Done pretty good so far. Sure makes it hard to express myself though. So I guess that makes me part of the change.

 

if only we could watch strangers do it on the hamb.

 

It was my "coming out" wasn't it.

I can't say that I am kinder nor gentler.

 

yOU nEED To GeT a COpy of
"tHe HAmbeRs gUiDe to tHE gALAXy".
iTS alL tHEre.

 

BIZARRO!

 

Hell, I haven't finished "HAMB for dummies" yet?

 

<font color="green">Just too tired.

So many retards, so little time. </font>

 

Hey Rashy, I think I am going to steal that as my new signature. "So Many Retards, So Little Time"... That cracks me up!

Remind me to tell you about the time I got socked in the head by a retarded guy some day... and no, I don't mean RF either.

 

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Hey Rashy, I think I am going to steal that as my new signature. "So Many Retards, So Little Time"... That cracks me up!

Remind me to tell you about the time I got socked in the head by a retarded guy some day... and no, I don't mean RF either.

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Nads hit the nail on the head. It's called the "quantum theory of insanity."There is only so much insanity a**** any group of poeple.The more one person posseses, the les the rest of the group has and vise versa.

 

Hey Rashy,

The worst part is that my buddy Steve saw the guy pull the hit-n-run on me and kicked the holy **** out of the guy before he knew what happened. So I am forever known as the guy who got punched in the head by a retard, but Steve is the guy who beat up the retard. I don't know which would be worse to tell you the truth!

 

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... and no, I don't mean RF either.

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What he meant was, he regulary got socked in the head by me...I'm just not retarded, even though I am currently listening to Green Day.

 

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It's what made Jesus be able to walk on water....the meniscus.

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Meniscus: 1.A crescent-shaped body.
2.A concavo-convex lens.
3.The curved upper surface of a nonturbulent liquid in a container that is concave if the liquid wets the container walls and convex if it does not.
4.A cartilage disk that acts as a cushion between the ends of bones that meet in a joint.

 

Being retarded is something I aspire to.

 

So how DO YOU like the new Green Day RF?

 

Roothawg, Regular? And E-regular? Yes on both. It’s gone up and down in the last six months from being way to many - completely Off/T post and then it will swing back to the not so Bizarro world. Back to Good car post. Yes it has changed a-bit from when I first was told to look here for refuge. I usually only post when I can't figure something out and need help or a good car question. To many posters don't use any kind of governor to control the **** that comes to their mind and ends up as an Off/T post. YES VERY BIZZARO. BS

 

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...I'm just not retarded, even though I am currently listening to Green Day.

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I think that statement actually proves that you have a little retard in you...

 

AND I found THIS BAD *** PIC on the thread about VWs... FROM A VW MAGAZINE!

BIZARRO!

 

Big Daddy Roth, when asked about his philosophy on building cars, had this to say. "The weirder the better". Who can argue with a genius like Roth. What is bizarre to some is merely mundane to others. It's a matter of relativity.

pigpen


Relativity: A theory which is based on the two postulates (1) that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and independent of the source or observer and (2) that the mathematical forms of the laws of physics are invariant in all inertial systems and which leads to the ***ertion of the equivalence of m*** and energy and of change in m***, dimension, and time with increased velocity- called also, "special theory of relativity".

 

Sorry to further contribute to the bizarro-bs-board, but, no, I don't really like the new Green Day. I bought it just to get a free Brainstew ring tone for my phone.

To get things back on track, who can tell me what the "Golden Submarine" is/was? (And no, it has nothing to do with Nads'ss defication traits)