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Breeder's Birthday Bash at Reed's Saturday January 12th! Be there!

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by breederswife, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Stick Shift
    Joined: Oct 2, 2005
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    Stick Shift
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    from LENA IL


    so-a-whore

    Man that made me laugh. I don't know why but that made me crack up. Work must really be getting to me. so-a-whore ha ha ha ha ha
     
  2. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    friggin kracksniffers

    well, its official, aint no way i can make it. . . i'd have to take off work two days (saturday and sunday) to be able to make it work, and i just cant swing it :mad:
     
  3. breeder
    Joined: Jul 13, 2005
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    bummer traves...but i understand....you make all your money stripping on sat...then Sunday to let the bung hole heal....:eek:

    we will call ya when were good and drunk...you home at noon??:p
     
  4. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    lol

    someone needs to polish them dance poles
     
  5. breeder
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    with your bunghole???? its worse then i thought!:eek:
     
  6. Well breeder 'ole pal... I can't make it. My B-day is the 10th o' Jan, the girlfriend will be in from outta town and she's SOOOOOO much prettier than you are. Given that kind of math, it's not gonna happen. But, Happy Birthday to you and I know you'll have beer or twelve for me. I am shooting to make the Revival though so you can kiss me then.
     
  7. breeder
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    get the cameras ready kids....breeder gets to kiss mike at the RR!!!!!and this will hold up in court bub, so ya cant weasel out now!:p
    hey happy bday to you as well mike! hope the girlfriend gives ya a Lil!;)or visa versa!:D
     
  8. Be careful what you wish for - I didn't say WHERE you could kiss me!! :eek: Yeah, I'm going to do all that I can to make it to the RR this year after seeing all the hi-jinx and whatnots at the last (first) one. Besides, I gotta bring that Best Interior trophy.

    I'll give the GF a little since that's all I got to work with, but hey, it works for me.

    Thanks for the B-Day wish, I'm gonna be 44 but I don't look a day over 56... :mad:
     
  9. breeder
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    ahh yes... the throphy.....

    i didnt say where i wouldnt kiss ya either!:eek::D

    you look younger then your real age buddy![ that should help get my throphy here!]:p
     
  10. Jeez-us, you ARE a sweet talker, ain't ya!?!
     
  11. Ruiner
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    If he weren't so poor he'd be a silver tongued devil...but he hocked the silver tongue and bought himself a purty dress...
     
  12. breeder
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    i do what i can for what i have....well, thats what i tell the wife anyway....she dont buy it either!:(
     
  13. Can't make the journey but I will go to the local RAMADA and do a smokey burnout with the cap's off in his honor!!! Happy B-Day !!!
     
  14. breeder
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    haha timmy...if ya do , please tape it...seeins how my camera was up in the hotel when ya did it last time!:( ohh well, i was to drunk to work it by then anyway!:D
     
  15. Finally back from a week in Boston/NH. Fiddy - that sucks that you aren't going!!!! I was looking foward to some quality time!

    I still might go. Anyone else from Chicagoland? I really don't want to drive by myself.
     
  16. vanhamilton
    Joined: Sep 16, 2007
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    from labelle mo

    I will be there again this year I just hope that I get more than a 2 second blow job. Well I dont think that dirt leg from morris will be there.
     
  17. ROADKILLER
    Joined: Dec 1, 2005
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    That chic from fools or DW:eek:
     
  18. zman
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    from Garner, NC

    Wish I could make it but I have to wash my hair that night....
     
  19. vanhamilton
    Joined: Sep 16, 2007
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    from labelle mo

    I cant remember her name but I think that it might of been DW.
     
  20. breeder
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    catherine...you need to get here now, just to kick the shit outta Gordon and Jeff~!

    ohh and scott...you dont have any hair!
     
  21. Ruiner
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    Can someone please bring DW down and make everyone happy? Looks like John, Lance and I will be down a day early to make sure our beer goggles function properly...you've been warned...
     
  22. breeder
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    no need to warn me ,,,,ive been drunk since birth...so im way ahead of ya!
     
  23. Looks like I am out fellas - the Patriots are playing the AFC divisional game that night.
     
  24. FiddyFour
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    why bother? the patsies aint goin no place unless they bring their own officials :eek: :p
     
  25. Ruiner
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    Ugh! Football is for sissies, real men hit each other without pads or helmets...hehehe
     

  26. oooh you are cruisin' for a bruisin'
     
  27. breeder
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    goooooo....umm sport type team thingy from {your} area!!!!!yaaaaaa~!:p
    youll will be missed babe...guess its up to me to give out boob hugs!:(
     
  28. mojo273
    Joined: Mar 30, 2006
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    Ohhhhhhhhh... now I'm kinda uneasy..............:eek::D
     
  29. FiddyFour
    Joined: Dec 31, 2004
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    see ya in the superbowl sweetie lumps :cool:
     

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