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Bring a Date to the Junk Yard

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by James427, Aug 24, 2008.

  1. James427
    Joined: Apr 27, 2008
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    I went to pull a part on Saturday to pick up a new rear axle for the 28 Chrysler roadster. Always like going there because they always have new stuff. Found a rust free A-100 Dodge van with a lot of good parts for my van too. But I was surprised that about 60% of the guys there had their wives or girlfriends with them! I saw one girl actually under a car with a breaker bar pulling an engine cradle out with her boyfriend wrenching on the other side! And she wasn't half bad either! Mabe it was just the fact that she was laying under the car working on it that made her look hotter than she was, I don't know. :)

    I was a little selfconscious because I wore my oldest jeans with the big tear across the ***. Oh well!
     
  2. Fraz
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    Lot more ladies seem to be getting into cars lately. Which is cool, now I just need to find the single one with red hair, green eyes, tig bitties, a matching 60 Buick, and in my area. :D
     
  3. This thread is worthless w/o pictures;)!
     
  4. 55 dude
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    cruizing pull a part for women? i'll take one covered in dextron 3 please but must be over 400#'s, gotta have enough for a oil change!:D:D
     
  5. hotroddon
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    Thats what you call a keeper! When I saw my wife (before I really knew her) sitting in the street under her Lifted K5 Blazer changing collector gaskets I said that's the one for me - Blond, Cute, good figure and turning wrenches ? Oh Hell Yes!
     
  6. glendale
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    i was at pick n pull about a month ago and noticed like 5 hotties. it was freaky!
     
  7. James427
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    LOL, I was just thinking, maybe it's the marketing that pull a part uses with all of those hot women on the ads and signage. I bet those girfriends and wives really think that there are actually hot babes there selling parts so they won't let them go there by themselves anymore! Maybe that's it, because it never used to be like this.
     
  8. Shifty Shifterton
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    That's the great part about equality. Today's woman can carry the other end of the transmission, but evolution has kept her a little shorter so I don't have to worry about an ATF soaked leg.
     
  9. Flynn's_57
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    Agreed!
    Last time I was @ PNP I was shocked to see a super-fly honey with a half-sleeve pulling parts with her dude!
    Now, if I could just find a hottie there that was un-******ed!
     
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    just my luck , i always see this guy , or his older brother!
     
  11. Thumper
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    Damn.........to listen to you guys they might be changin their name to " Pull-yur-Pud"...........ROFLMAO :eek:
     
  12. tomslik
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    me too, but i don't think my wife likes 60 buicks.
    maybe a 60 camino would be acceptable.


    btw the redhead don't need tig ones...
     
  13. zacanger
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    I was at a car show yesterday getting my monthly bad sunburn, and spotted a few high school and college girls with their rides. Unfortunately it was an all makes/all styles show, so most of them had imports with body kits and spoilers. But it's a start.

    Oh, and my ex is planning a 70s Lincoln he****, which we're going to build together.
     
  14. I_am_who_I_am
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    My lady goes with me to the local parts yard a lot. I usually go look some whatever parts I need and then I follow her to the area so she can find some parts for her car. She gets dirty, carries tools, pulls parts, and she's beautiful too. Couldn't ask for anything more.
     
  15. elroy
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    Guys you got to go to a local bracket race The honeys in firesuits will make you redlight.
     
  16. Yea we need to see some action in the junk yard with the ladys!!! Photos please>>>>.
     
  17. 2-TONED
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    speaking of females in yards does anyone know of a long legged ****** maniac that OWNS a good junkyard?

    could drag an old flood damaged motorhome out in the middle of the yard, build a 40x40 shop next to it & shack up with the owner it would be like heaven. :D
    maybe she owns a liquor store in town too that'd be a bonus!
     
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    have you had all your shots? shes waiting:D:D
     
  19. Itchy
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    I'd hit it!
     
  20. oz40
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    Yeah, with a baseball bat and a few other things too, before the ****roaches start running amock and her chasing you down the junkyard screaming at you,"Give me more honey"
     
  21. Salty
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    I went back home a month ago to see the family....me and pop did a couple of cool yard tours and then stopped at the pick a part to see what we could find...(travel 2000 miles and go to junkyards with your pop = priceless)

    I noticed the same thing...I even saw some attractive unaccompanied females there...to which I told my pop...hell dad, you outta come out here to find a date...

    Hell he's available...he's a good cat and digs the old iron...has relatives back east (Ohio) too (denise you listenin? :) ) not bad lookin either in a non-gay way
     
  22. 2-TONED
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    oooooh man that broad ruined it all for me!
    she can keep all those model A & T bodies, the 36-7 & 40 fords, 32-33-34 cabs. the grills & old gauges & wheels in the shed & all the early axles & frames. the 55-6-7 chevs...etc... that are set aside in the yard not for sale.
    it aint worth it man that stuff can set id be movin on down the road. now if there was a good 34 5 window or 1/2 a 33 roadster body i might just get down on my knees ------ naaaaaa on second look i doubt it!
     
  23. I've noticed that around here, too, in fact I think the best one is a guy I know who's a DeSoto nut. We're in this overgrown junkyard in the middle of like March about 3 or 4 years back, it's cold but just warm enough the snow's wet, and his girl is in two pair of jeans and heavy shirts, out there with us crawling over fallen limbs and **** to get to where the one DeSoto sits way in the back. (not only had the guy not crushed since 1972, that was about the last time they did any clearing back there too). By the end of the day she's soaked wet and never once did I hear her complain, she's helping him pull stuff and carry stuff the whole time. And a cute girl, too, the curves in all the right places and in just the right amount.


    He married her like a year or so after that. Can't blame him there, if he hadn't, I woud have asked her out myself.
     
  24. There is a salvage yard about 4 miles west of here they have about 5,000 cars. Owned by a old maid about 54 years old and her un married brother. She could be a fixer upper if you have the talent and expertiese?:D OldWolf
     
  25. Isnt that Michael Jackson?
     
  26. johnrockin
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    LOL!:D ohh man lol

    some guy took his hot daughter to the junk yard last time i was there, i wanted to ask her number... but he was holding a wrench and, well, i didnt really wanna get hit with it. lol;)
     
  27. 55 dude
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    STOP!:eek: these ****ing pictures from what must be your personal collection are killing me dude! beyond wreched!:eek::eek:
     
  28. kustoms2
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    I can't complain at all my wife helps out in the garage all the time and goes to the junk yards with me too. I don't think the pics that are being posted are quite what the guys are looking for, I know I about lost my breakfast a couple of times.
     
  29. Chad s
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    haha, I was thinking the same thing! Perhaps its the terrible looking nose job.
     

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