Broken down in Piscataway NJ. need a drill :(

I have spent many years (nearly 40, since I graduated from college and started teaching high school) telling young women not to get serious about any guy who says he hates cats. Why? Because it's almost always a cat's independence that guys hate, and if they can't stand it in a pet, you can bet they can't stand it in a girlfriend/wife.

Same goes for this instance. If you don't want some girl making the rest of your life miserable ragging on you every day about your passion for old cars, don't voluntarily submit yourself to it!

 

Girls come and go.
xwifes and herpes last forever

 

great roadside repair! your answer to the girl; "sorry you feel that way" then go on with life.

 

Unless makin' up with her means hours of hot, sweaty, kinky, sex, dump 'er. Did ya hafta walk all the way to Wal-mart?

 

I'd do an el paso on the lady as well. My ex hated cars, so ridding myself of her was a relief.

My current wife is okay with my old car fixation, as long as we both have nice late model cars to get around in. But having an older car around when one of the new ones is in the shop is a plus, she'll admit that.

Bob

 

Take it from someone who has been there. DUMP HER NOW!
Tom

 

I do Don. It's like WTF happened to the girl I married. She is obviously not the same one that loved everything I did when we were dating . Gregg

 

I hate cats, but love my independant wife. I wonder how many potentially good relationships you've screwed up with that stupid advice.

 

She's on the way out. I've kinda decided that A while ago. Sheis rather hot tho... F it, there's other girls out there.

So I decided to poke the bear this morning. As a background I own an OT 07 Lexus GS350 Since I got the ford on the road I gave up my company car and have parked the Lexus. It's covered in leaves and dirt. It's a pos and I hate it.

So she calls this morning and bitches about how my "nice" car is covered in leaves and looks like shit. I tell her "no, the nice cars are garages and clean, the pos can sit outside. But anyways I was going to trade it for like a 37 Ford"

She hung up on me

 

Yah go screw her one last time do all you havent done before. then take food out of her fridge and leave. If you really need to get rid of her dont be mean to her that will make her want to stay. Tell her how much you love her and want to get married and shit.

 

That is probably one of the cruelist things I have ever heard. And I, can't. Stop. Laughing.

 

Get your wife / girl good and pissed on a Friday then tell her your going for a ride and if she don't like it tell her "It's the same door you walked in , it works both ways ya know !

Come back Monday afternoon to a empty house, no furniture, no shower heads, no shit paper, no light bulbs, no dishes, no glass ware, no food,nothing except my clothing , that was it, and she even left that useless fucking cat of hers. I had to borrow a TV from the neighbors,to watch while laying on the floor !

I think she was pissed ?

 

One of the few universal truths

No matter how good looking she is, some guy, some where, is tired of her shit

 

Great story guy, had to fix many a car by way of micky mousing, good to here we still can fix our own stuff, I am still a shade tree mechanic!!!!

 

Best read in awhile.
First half of my day sucked. Here's lookin' up.

Thanks HAMB!

 

Funny, almost 22 years ago my '48 Plymouth came expressly TO piss off my then chubby and bitchy now ex wife... She was gone days later - and no, I'm never selling mine either!

 

Glad you made it home. And at 80 mph too!

As for that gal... well... I have to second what has been said 50 times already

 

Speaking of dogs,,,,

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=xdj67XknFrM#t=5

 

wimmins.... if not for the hoo-ha there would be a bounty on thier heads.

 

Shit, that's not the right gal at all. She should have been the one you called and she should have been the one that came with your drill and stayed till the car was up and running. My wife isn't in love with my old cars, but she will come get me or help me when one of them dies. She came with a tow strap and pulled me home when my alternator bracket broke. It's worked for 36 years so far for me.

 

Simple fix! New bracket and new girl friend!
Life can be so much easier when THEY help!!

 

Killer ending lol!

 

Women, you can't live with 'em and..
You can't shoot 'em.

 

Catch this: my eX just sent this same video to my wife, said to show it to me; I used to have a big golden Shepherd ride with me too (except he rode in the front and always wanted to drive.) I'm still not sure about my ex being in such close contact with the wife!

 

Sounds like your X still "digs your chile". A seemingly innocent way to keep in touch. DD

 

There is something to be said about breaking in a woman the right way. When I got married I got married.......I was home 5 minutes after work ended, played it totally straight, was Mr. Considerate in all ways. After we were married for about 6 months a buddy called me up and said he hadn't seen me for a while, how about having a beer. So when I told her I was going out with him for a quick drink you would have thought I told her I was cheating with some porn star !

But I went to have the drink with him anyway and he told me "You did it wrong, you treated her too good from the start. He told me that when they went on their honeymoon he left her in the hotel and went out drinking.........and she treated him like he walked on water.

He also rode with the Pagans and one time she needed a loaf of bread so he took his bike. Along the way he passed a few of his Pagan buddies and they were heading to Connecticut to party (we were living in Pennsylvania) so he told them he was going too. He never called his wife for a week and she didn't know where he was. When he got home she treated him like he walked on water. And she was a good looking chick, too.

I'm not saying I could ever do that to a woman but just saying there might be some truth to being overly nice to them too, if you know what I mean.

Don

 

When I married my exwife I was 21 (1972). I had two paid for cars, a 69 Roadrunner and a 65 Mustang Fastback. In one year both were gone. She didn't like 'em.

Now she is gone and I miss both of my OT cars...

 

The best advice is not to take anybodys advice..

It's like the old saying, "take my advice, I'm not using it anyhow"...