Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Mine said something about the Doc said I didn't have any STD's or some such wording. Had to explain it to the significant other. Love the calendar, Thanks to all who did the work, someday, I will be retired and can do some fun things.

 

thanks Denise...it would be worth coming out just to defile, i mean stuff those packages!

 

Hahah... Who's the one quoting lines from Orgazmo???

 

The more, the merrier. We could make a whole weekend outta stuffing those packages.

 

OK. I've been trying to figure this out for a long time, but what is the hell is GMB. I even forgot to ask Denise at the HCP "Meat & Greet." Doh! If you'll have to kill me for telling me the info, fuck it, forget it, I'll go play with my unicorns.

 

Gay Michigan Bitch and has a long story to go along with it. Anyone who lives in Michigan and is on the HAMB is included

 

Yup. Been turned into a gay package stuffer by the HAMB.

 

Y'know...

a normal bulletin board would be ravin' about the calendars, not the pleasure of opening a package stuffed by a buncha gay bitches...

 

lol....

 

Let's not marginalize the myriad contributions made by all the gay bitches with terse remarks and oversimplifications....GAY BITCHES OF THE WORLD UNITE!!! (Fist in the air like Che Guevara)

 

I'm really suprised no one got some dirty ragged out one that read: "Why lie? Need BEER!"

 

And Hey- didn't I read a story on here about YOU havin' YOUR salad tossed by one of the "Gay bitches"?

 

I'm allowed to marginalize and oversimplfy on account of I'm a GMB. GMB's are a pretty tight group; we take turns bein Lucky Pierre.

 

Profoundness from the GMB...

 

I'm thinkin' that explains my last post, too. I rest my case, your Honor. Your witness, Sir!

 

Thats gotta be one of the best yet! LMFAO!

 

You GMB's were having way to much fun,

 

holy shit !!!!! thats hilarious

 

"it hurts when I pee"
Awesome caleder!!! My Xmass is complete!

 

The looks we got walking into the emergency room together......you have no idea.

 

Got mine in the mail today.

Cardboard says, "A GMB beat up your honor roll student."

I'm sure that didn't happen, my girl would have beat up one of them!!

Great calender!! I wish I would have ordered a few more!!

Jon

 

There was a run on Tucks medicated pads in Southeast Michigan the following day.

 

I sat outside by my mailbox for 3 hours today and NOTHING! I still havent gotten mine. Damn mailman musta stole it! Damn him!

 

Awesome calendar, blank cardboard.

Unbelievable work! Double bagged shipping? The GMB crew went above and beyond with a lot of hard work. Props to you all! Props to everyone involved.

 

Got em today!!

"This is a chain letter if you don't send a piece of cardboard with some BS on it to 10 of your friends,

We will Sodomize a goldfish!! Have fun and don't break the chain"

Great these cardboard messages will never end!!
calenders look great thanks to all who helped
and 10 more people will be getting cardboard messages.

 

seriously... when we were done packing the calendars... there was a stack of messages about 22" high! Plenty for a good start next year!

 

Well, there was a stack for next year but I have been sending out calendars evey nite this week. The last remaining GMB love messages were used Monday nite and everyone since then got blank ones.

Next year we'll start the tagging earlier and make sure we have a couple hundred extra left over for the johnny come latelys.

By the way we still have a few extras if anyone wants more. Perhaps if your lucky I'll personally write a real female generated love message.

 

"is that a pen in your pocket?
or are you just that small!"

shit, i KNEW i shoulda never gotten that drunk at the Drags... sad thing is, it looks like a mans handwriting!

 

so where are you stuffing your gay package???

 

Nice