Calender cardboard messages... let me hear them!

Call anyway, we'll have some fun, but I think I sold it last nite.

 

here is mine. I have to say... I ordered 2 calendars... and the guy who put the tape on the envelopes... pro.

The tape was cut perfectly... this is top shelf stuff here people...

Oh, here is my cardboard...



sorry Pete...

 

The calender stuffing must have been a brutal job.....whoever did mine got paper cuts on his penis with all four sides of the cardboard. Luckily my calender wasn't damaged when I screamed, dropped it and ran for the disinfectant.

btw...Calender is awesome!

 

Yippie!

I'm in good company!

 

I checked the cardboard in my package last night.
"Nothing says happy birthday Jesus, like a good smack on the ass"

I guess that says it all...
r

 

YUR killin' Me Ova Heah

"Not All G.M.B.'s are Gay......
Some of us are Necrophiliacs too.
But only with dead people of the Same Sex.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remind me o stay the hell away from Michigan.LMAO

 

"Just sit back and crack open a cold one".

 

Mine was blank. Guess that's what I get for being a Noob.

 

Another thing about mine,,,, it looks like it has bite marks on it. At first I thought they were impressions made by whatever was packed in the box prior to it's new life as a calendar saver, but my wife is convinced they are bite marks.

 

Here is mine.

Now I can put it back in the frame!

 

Mine was "oompah loompahs need love too"

There seems to be a recurring theme around midgets, dwarfs, and generally small people.

Great calendar!

 

We used to have "Cold Ethyl" on the jukebox at the pizza joint I worked at. Always a crowd pleaser after hours.

 

OK, I just ordered one. Damn, I hope I get lucky!

 

love the calendar. mine came with the following message.

"I Want to Be your BITCH! 586 588 1793"

hmmmm. thanks for making my day. will call later to work out the details.

 

'Vintage Alice Cooper'......................

 

How did they know about my striking resemblance to Ned Beatty?

 

Mine says, "See Page" with a questionable drawing below it!

Calender is cool!!

J

 

"Sheep need love too."

I guess that is some sort of confession?

 

Mine says:
"Broke Back Calendar Party,
I wish I knew how to quit you!"

Nice guys I saw it sticking out of my box and ran outside to get it! Looks killer as always.

 

I've read some wierd ones on here, but ;
ORA
AG
tion
I don't get it

 

Oh, okay. Must be sound effects from the nude twister party.

 

Got mine calendar today. What great photos!!

Mine said:

Q - How many S.T.D.s can be transferred by contact with cardboard?

A - I'm not sure but call 810-432-9554 after your blood test and let me know

 

Oraagtion is the performance of fellatio on a sheep or goat. Surprisingly, it's legal in Michigan but putting a live squirrel in your pants isn't. Go figure.

 

mine says,
fuel water separator
davco
382130
50
not kool at all!!!

 

no words but I have to wonder why there was a hole in my cardboard.. ??????????? who was playing peek a boo

 

Its a "glory hole".

 

Great Calender.......... How ironic the message is,, as I'm from the Green Bay area and the packers were named after the local meat packers

 

Got my second order today...no wonder everyone gets their picture taken with HLRC

Bryan

 

I saw this thread and realized I never looked beyond pulling the calendar out of the package. Put on my shoes, walked out to garage, pulled envelope out of recycling bin, slid cardboard out and with anticipation looked on the first side,? , hmmm-let me check the other, Damn, Nothing.
Sweet Calendar. Thanks to all who contributed.

 

I got my calender in today....the message on the cardboard read....
It's amazing how much of this cardboard will fit in the average GMB anus....