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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by JamesG, Dec 2, 2003.

  1. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    This is sad. At least put some wide whites and caddy caps on it man! HEY, somebody should do that!
     

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  2. JamesG
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    I'm just humoring myself here. Kinda rough but oh well!
     

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  3. quickrod
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    at least they were smart enough to know it was a trailer fucking queen.
     
  4. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    [ QUOTE ]
    at least they were smart enough to know it was a trailer fucking queen.

    [/ QUOTE ]

    No Shit!
     
  5. briggs&strattonChev
    Joined: Feb 20, 2003
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    I like it. Fuck id drive that shit around the lake or something in the summer! Dont tell me the chicks wouldnt love the gay green color! True if you think about it..........................
     
  6. kritz
    Joined: Aug 6, 2003
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    from flint, mi

    "Too drunk to drive his own golf cart, Eminem (aka slim shady) was trailered from hole to hole in the first annual "ghetto golf celebrity scramble". "
     
  7. GEGE
    Joined: May 18, 2002
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    "don't laugh i get $3.00 for every trailer i test and this is the one hundred and sixty fifth today" do i win?
     
  8. LIMEY
    Joined: Nov 5, 2002
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    Give to the Jackass boys they'd soon wreck it! i'd watch that. [​IMG]
     
  9. Kojack
    Joined: Feb 11, 2003
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    "Hey, you think this cart makes me look like a complete and utter retard at all?"
     
  10. A conversation between 2 commentators.

    Henry " Well Merv, it looks like the fourth anual "I make so much money I have to blow it on stupid shit contest" is well under way"

    Merv "Thats right Henry, and so far it looks to be a strong showing this year"

    Henry "Yes I see in the distance that raining champ "Master Hommie G Bling Bling I'm Not White Do You Like My Tatoo" is back again this year with a new entry"

    Merv "Thats right, according to the spec sheet here he is pulling up in his "Master Hommie G Bling Bling I'm Not White Do You Like My Tatoo Green Mo Money Machine""

    Henry "WOW! what I mouth full that is to say Merv"

    Merv "I'll say Henry, it says here that the wheels on it actually cost 5 times as much as my house, not to mention the matching trailer"

    Henty "Well they perfectly set off the two big ass speakers set into the dash"

    Merv "Don't forget that soild silver steering wheel upholstered in matching the almost extinct yellow otter hide interior"

    Henry "Yes thats right Merv, did you know that there are only 2 yellow otters left in the world but I guess there is only one now HAHAHAHA"

    Merv "Well don't worry it went to a good cause, the "Master Hommie G Bling Bling I'm Not White Do You Like My Tatoo Green Mo Money Machine"

    Henry "Thats right Merv, well vewers we now have to pause for a message brought to you form our sponsors "Bust A Cap" remember bust a cap for all your cap related needs"

    Merv "Stay tuned for more coverage of the fourth anual "I make so much money I have to blow it on stupid shit contest" and we will be right back after this so don't go away"



    That it the winner of the caption contest hands down [​IMG]!!!!!
    littledeucecoupe427
     
  11. "Maybe if I blow into my fist hard enough it'll puff up my 'tat and I'll look like a REAL badass and these guyz'll stop laughing at me!"
     
  12. colorado51
    Joined: Feb 24, 2003
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    No caption.

    A golf cart with gangster wheels? Man, now ive seen everything!
     
  13. Scott B
    Joined: Dec 31, 2002
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    from Colorado?

    Tune in this week - as Jesse James and his team of monster mechanics turn an ordinary golf cart into a mega monster golf ball washer!
     
  14. theodore
    Joined: Nov 28, 2003
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    2 fast 2 furious
     
  15. FrameDragger
    Joined: Sep 5, 2002
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    Man, I often wondered what would happen to the "IcyHotStuntas" when they grew up...
     
  16. 34Fordtk
    Joined: May 30, 2002
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    Trailered car SUCK [​IMG]
     
  17. Made my point - I'm over it.
     
  18. HOLY SHIT! Nearly 30 posts since last night!!! A record of totally useless crap!
     
  19. jeffro
    Joined: Jul 27, 2001
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    Ya know, the guy across the street from me has a cart like this. But his has 2 12 inch woofer, amps for days and a over head TV. The guy bought the thing brand new. He put lights on it and the cops dont even hassle him. He drives the thing all over. To Autozone (10 blocks away) to the grocery store, I even saw the guy in the drive thru line at Mcdonalds. I'll try to snap some pics when I get home.
     
  20. I looked at this post the other day and didn't want to add to it but things happen that make you wonder.

    I had my clinical rotation on the other side of Cleveland today and was beboppin' though heavy inner city traffic (Means half the cars don't have brakes)and I come up to a busy intersection. There was an accident! A fricking car rearended a golf cart!!!! I have no clue why someone would drive a golf cart on a busy city street. The frickin' golf cart had NO BRAKE LIGHTS! Dude stopped and was waiting to make a left turn and got slammed in the assend! WTF is wrong with people? Made me wonder if this green bitch had any lights...I'd hate to see such a cool green paint job get messed up!
     
  21. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    We had an accident here yesterday that killed two people. One was a service tech from the VW dealership, His service adviser and the lady driving. Her car had a rattling and they rode with her to hear it. When they did they told her that they could head on back to the dealership. Wel, long story short she pulled out infront of an oncomming dump truck that was getting off the freeway. Our offramps head straight into oncomming traffic, you must yield to them. The dumptruck shoved them off the road and into a parking lot of mobile homes. They were wedged under a moble home. Amyway, just thought I'd share that with ya'll. They are calling it a "very freak" accident.
     
  22. Unkl Ian
    Joined: Mar 29, 2001
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    [ QUOTE ]
    just thought I'd share that with ya'll.

    [/ QUOTE ]
    SlowDelivery: Just thought I'd share this link
     
  23. Evilfordcoupe™
    Joined: May 22, 2001
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  24. Corn Fed
    Joined: May 16, 2002
    Posts: 3,419

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    Hey 1LowDickhead, the babbling just never ends from you does it? How many times do we have to tell you to quit wasting space with your useless crap???? Post something of substance or don't post at all. Can I explain it any simpler?
     
  25. <font color="red">127 posts in a just over a month......WOW.....and none of them relivent to traditional hot rods!!!......must be some kind of shitty record......pathetic just pathetic!

    R E D M E A T </font>
     

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