*Caption these Golden Oldies..*

Jus' luv these old ads!
Whaddya reckon?
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1. You may be smiling now, but your cuffs aren't tall enough! And as for that bulge in your pants... no doubt a spare rag!
2. "Hmmmmmm of all sorts to go out with, a first date and he has one hand on my shoulder and the other grabbing my ***!"
3. "Relaxed riding it may be, but here I am in the backseat with 2 broads and it's really the driver I prefer!"

 

Number 3...Lucky we have a spare, in case we have a "Blow Out"..........OLDBEET

 

1. Yup, I'm gay....that's me pretty much.

2. Just look alittle closer to the edge dear....yup, just lean over and.......

3. Hey....what's say we try a little swapping....I't like a shot at STEVE back there!

Eh...its way too early

 

2. Wow! That canyon is almost bigger than your ______!

Mike

 

1. Now that will keep that darn cat from walking all over my paint. Can't very well get pawprints on it with no paws, huh, Sally?

 

1.- Ok, on three, we PUSH!
2.- Helluva place to run outta gas.
3.- I hadda sell the house for this thing, but, LOOK at that LEGROOM!
-Crew

 

I would tell you a joke that would make you laugh your ***'s off but I see that you have heard it already!

 

1. him "you know this new fangled birth control ****s. do you know what i'm supposed to do with these condoms?"

her "you think thats bad, do you know where i'm supposed to put this sponge!?"

2. her "is that a roll of quarters in your pocket?"


3. guy in back seat "DUDE! did you see the size of that june bug that just smacked you in the forehead?"

girl in front seat "hey betty, do you know what a lesbian is? no? well when they drop us off lets get a bottle of wine and i'll explain it to you."

 

1. She says "Nice camel toe"

 

2. Enough enjoying the view, lets rolls this piece of **** off the cliff pronto

 

hey lets go do some ads for chevrolet instead of this company, sorry i couldnt resist

 

1. Has anyone ever told you that you look like Chuck Woolery.

2.I thought Thelma and Louis were gonna meet us up here.

3. Bob did you fart?...no it was Peggie.

 

1."no,but I'll SHOW you how the trunk got dented." 2."The Hula-Hoop is in the trunk.Whadda ya say?" 3."Mary-Jane? Never met her"...

 

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hey lets go do some ads for chevrolet instead of this company, sorry i couldnt resist

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ouch

 

3. "Hey Sally, can I smell your *****?"
Sally, "NO!!"
"Well it must be your feet then."

Geno

 

1. Bob-"Thanks for the date, here is a nice t-shirt you can wear to bed tonight"

2. How in the hell did we get here? Damn were lost again??!!!

3. "Was that mom and dad going the other direction??"