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Caption this. Part 2.

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Alfster, Jun 9, 2004.

  1. Alfster
    Joined: Jan 15, 2002
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    <font color="blue"> Remember, safety first kids.... put a brick behind the wheel so the car doesn't roll.. </font>
     

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  2. Paul
    Joined: Aug 29, 2002
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    the urban deadfall,

    used by urban hunters to catch and kill street welders.




     
  3. Petejoe
    Joined: Nov 27, 2002
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    from Zoar, Ohio

    What a ****in idiot!
    When I was on the fire and rescue, I seen first hand what a squashed body looks like under a car. Not a pretty site and very easily done. What a ****in idiot.
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    used by urban hunters to catch and kill street welders.


    [/ QUOTE ] LMAO
     
  4. Paul
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    the ironic thing is,

    it'll prolly be the tank exploding that knocks those 4x4s out.
     
  5. JamesG
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
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    "Heres your sign" [​IMG]
     
  6. The37Kid
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    TERRORIST DIES ATTACHING TRUCK BOMB
     
  7. Larry, tired of not being able to see traffic lights over SUVs, welds the stilt brackets on to the p***enger side of his truck...
     
  8. caffeine
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    from Central NJ

    you want WHAT pistriped??? sure..no problem..
     
  9. Kojack
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    And this weeks Darwin award goes to...
     
  10. magnet
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    "It sure was good of superman to prop this truck up..."

    "i told you it was safe to weld a tank with gas in it.. see!"

    "all this... because i cant weld overhead"

    "this is great! i knew this welder i got for my birthday would come in handy"

    "i wonder how i an going to get this thing down from these 4x4's"



     
  11. 30roadster
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    "how to tenderize and BBQ in one easy step"
     
  12. Smokin Joe
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    Shallow end of the gene pool! [​IMG]

    Sad part is his relatives will probably sue the city, the truck manufacturer, the welder manufacturer, the power company and whoever took the picture. They'll win big and travel the world.

    We learned how to catch squirrels in similar traps when I was a kid! The squirrels were smart enough to stay out of the trap unless you baited it tho. [​IMG]
     
  13. long island vic
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    see this 2x4 holding up my truck.. its really my family tree
     
  14. Bumpstick
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    MEXICAN JACK STANDS! It's o.k., I'm a steenkin' ******. -stick
    P.S. Q. Who's the the most popular guy at a Mexican wedding? A. The guy with the jumper cables! [​IMG]
     
  15. Bumpstick
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    Post deleted by Bumpstick
     
  16. Fat Hack
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    from Detroit

    "As Bo and Luke made their third p***...Cooter nailed down the World's Record for speed-welding..."

    (Cooter would later tell reporters on the scene that he coulda done it in TWO p***es if only the boys hadn't rattled him by blowing the Dixie horn each time by!)

     

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  17. jalopy43
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    Don't try this at home!! ,But it's ok on the street,to put on a show for the spectators. Looks like a Budlight Moment(tm)
     
  18. Dat Dirty Rat
    Joined: Jan 15, 2003
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    Now accepting applications to appear on 'Monster Garage'.



    Dirty
     
  19. The border patrol will never find the stash if I weld the box under here.
     
  20. k-member
    Joined: May 25, 2002
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    With extreme acuracy, Delbert welds on the high performance muffler bearing.
     
  21. "If only I had two more boards my back wouldn't hurt from leaning over."

    "Always remember proper safety while welding. Notice this man unrolled his cuffs so not to catch sparks, and is wearing the proper welding shield. Safety is job #1"

    "Cletus was perplexed until he fashioned jackstands from his back porch."

    "TECH... How to make your own jackstands from wood to avoid those ever increasing steel prices."

    "With high gas prices, it was time for Jim Bob to fix that gas leak."

    That is the coolest pic ever. People like that make me happy.

    Geno
     
  22. I Know that hide-a-key is here some where.
     
  23. Levis Classic
    Joined: Oct 7, 2003
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