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Well the trailer hitch broke on the wagon. So we figured this was the best way to get'em both home.

 

Mr. Magoo's first time at the drag strip.

 

Looks like Garlits and Ivo still haven't got this cacklefest roll out straight!

 

oh that's where diggers come from!

 

Inside all Fords, a race car waiting to get out.

 

In latter years, the exhibition wheelstanders become much more impressive......

 

Funny car wanna be....

 

Sorry man...I was lookin at the chicks, I didn't see you.... my bad.

 

someone stole my line

 

Funny Car = Your doing it wrong!

 

"Damnit, Bob- Brakes OFF for the push start, brakes OFF!!!"

 

I let the clutch out and my su****ions that the mains lacked sufficient clearance was right. BTW, that rear main is still leaking on the wagon.

 

Honey did you tell Joey he could use your dragster to practice parallel parking?

 

If the "Hemi hunter" show up at the track today. Hide the car.

 

"doh"

 

...not to long after the second 6 pack, Al realized he may need to go get the toolbox...

 

Mid-wife to Ford.. "Push harder.. Push harder!! I can see the head!!

 

Step on it! He's gaining on you fast!

 

some expiramental attempts proved a failure until the use of chutes

 

"Underneath the skin of every new Ford is the heart of a real Race Car"



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Ford "fu--ed on race day"

 

Did you feel something?

 

"Early parachute prototypes weren't always successful. Or pretty. Although Ford's tuna boat of 1960 stopped the dragsters quickly, repacking it was a real *****!"

 

I DON'T care who you are!! that's funny

 

Are those ears painted on? I said "STOP FOOL" not top fuel!!!

 

Damn I hate when that happens

 

And once again the big Greek long-roof had his way with the little dragster!