History "caption this"..... the sequel

We haven't had one of these "caption" deals in a while so here ya go.........



........and here's my entry........
"The Anti-Dead-Hooker-In-The-Trunk, dealer-installed option never really caught on.
So it's back to the drawing board for Pontiac."
..

 

Parole stipulation for kidnappers and perverts. all I got,

 

UNTOUCHABLE!

 

Heather Under Glass

 

Pontiac demonstrate their Mob spec option trunk capacity.

 

And the kids will be able to see where their going!

 

"Pleasant under glass" HRP

 

"That is when Superman spotted the missing heiress "

 

Change demanded by drive in movie theaters

 

♫"I can see clearly now the paint is gone."♫

 

"On a clear day you can see forever"

 

Origin of distracted driving.

 

Promoted by drive-in movie operators to stop admission cheaters.

 

Paint demonstration for base coat, clear coat without using the base coat!

 

“Don’t worry Sugar they cant see us it’s one way glass.”

 

You know that when a woman says no, she really means yes!

 

No junk in the trunk!

 

Ah yes, the old "girl in the trunk ploy!"

 

Spare tire, why not a spare wife?

 

Rest assured, your car will always be safe when you've got Trunk Honey on your side.

 

Haulin ass

 

With these cars you can REALLY haul some ass!

 

one up on those bare metal guys...

 

I hesitated to put my caption in the opening post because I thought it was the obvious one and others would be scared off.
But boy was I wrong. All of you are making me laugh out loud. Good stuff!

 

Honey, I think I'm going to need curtains.

 

Deleted scene from the movie "GOOD FELLA'S"
Joe Pesci's girlfriend in the trunk.

 

The rust is strong in this one.

 

Superman's view of the vintage Pontiac

 

What my grandma did for a living before marrying grandpa.

 

Rolling peep show.