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Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Alfster, May 22, 2004.

  1. Alfster
    Joined: Jan 15, 2002
    Posts: 1,174

    Alfster
    Member

    <font color="red">I thought of something like:............

    Worlds strongest man....... </font>
     

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  2. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    "He's stealing one of our V8s...Pursuit Special on Methane...super hot!"

     
  3. CLSSY56
    Joined: Dec 19, 2002
    Posts: 1,218

    CLSSY56
    Member

    "Am I cool now?"
     
  4. kritz
    Joined: Aug 6, 2003
    Posts: 553

    kritz
    Member
    from flint, mi

    "stop lady, my kid's under there!!!!!"
     
  5. kustombuilder
    Joined: Sep 18, 2002
    Posts: 7,750

    kustombuilder
    Member
    from Novi, MI

    worlds ugliest car goes up in smoke, owner is unable to fan out the flames.
     
  6. Mr. Happy
    Joined: Aug 24, 2002
    Posts: 249

    Mr. Happy
    Member

    "Lone man instigates blazing one-tire-fire."
     
  7. The sign says "STOP"!
     
  8. InjectorTim
    Joined: Oct 2, 2003
    Posts: 2,241

    InjectorTim
    Member

    "In a drug sting gone wrong a 9 lb. bag of cocaine was run over by undercover police officers.The police commisioner has declined to comment at this time."
     
  9. RotHod
    Joined: Apr 30, 2004
    Posts: 277

    RotHod
    Member
    from So Cal

    [ QUOTE ]
    I thought of something like:............

    Worlds strongest man.......



    [/ QUOTE ]

    ...or worlds dumbest man!
     
  10. Rix2Six
    Joined: Jun 24, 2003
    Posts: 806

    Rix2Six
    Member
    from So. Cal.

    How about...

    CARB (California Air Resource Board) tries new tactics to apprehend gross polluters.
     
  11. Brad54
    Joined: Apr 15, 2004
    Posts: 6,022

    Brad54
    Member
    from Atl Ga

    Manual Brakes.
     
  12. Gimmee Back My SON !
     
  13. Fat Hack
    Joined: Nov 30, 2002
    Posts: 7,709

    Fat Hack
    Member
    from Detroit

    NASCAR Official attempts to curb excessive celebratory burnout after Holden Monaro claims upset win at the 2005 Daytona 500...NASCAR hands victory to Dale Jr!

    [​IMG]



     
  14. flatheadpete
    Joined: Oct 29, 2003
    Posts: 10,658

    flatheadpete
    Member
    from Burton, MI

    "Man, If I would've changes that head gasket, I wouldn't have to push this POS. You on the motorcycle, Gotta a tow chain?"
     
  15. Chopped50Ford
    Joined: Feb 16, 2003
    Posts: 5,854

    Chopped50Ford
    Alliance Vendor

    "Get back in that parking spot!!!"
     
  16. nekroman
    Joined: Apr 27, 2004
    Posts: 239

    nekroman
    Member

    She's got an attitude, I say one thing about nitrous and 20 inch wheels and look how she reacts.
     
  17. <font color="red"> </font> Get back in that house ! You're NOT going to your mothers... and the CIALUS was Your idea! My Four hours aren't up yet Dammit !
     
  18. "Don't make me angry....you wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
     
  19. 65Luck
    Joined: Apr 22, 2004
    Posts: 93

    65Luck
    Member

    "You WILL yield to pedestrians!"
     
  20. "Canadian car jackings on the rise. "
     
  21. quickrod
    Joined: Nov 5, 2003
    Posts: 394

    quickrod
    Member

    jesus christ,this company BETTER get a new*****ing parking place striper,or i SWEAR i'm quittin!!
     
  22. I told you my buddy was getting thru this intersection on his motorcycle first and I'm SERIOUS!
     
  23. "Four-door? Check. Black primer? Check. But your wheels are WHITE!! You can't*****ing come into the Rockasilly Orcabetty show until you paint them red!"
     
  24. oddrod
    Joined: Feb 24, 2002
    Posts: 79

    oddrod
    Member

    "olof i'm telling you the truth, this is how to properly allign your fender. i read it on the hamb during tech week!"
     
  25. dieselc
    Joined: May 17, 2004
    Posts: 1,315

    dieselc
    Member
    from ohio

    pedestrians have had enough of cross walks and are fighting back,
     
  26. Leon
    Joined: Jul 22, 2003
    Posts: 361

    Leon
    Member

    I said it would look better with FLAMES!
     
  27. First I accidentally top off the tank with kerosene and now no reverse! It just isn't my day!
     
  28. rare32
    Joined: Jan 19, 2004
    Posts: 301

    rare32
    Member

    I said you're not going anywhere till I get my damm fingers out from under the hood!
     
  29. Spitfire1776
    Joined: Jan 7, 2004
    Posts: 1,069

    Spitfire1776
    Member
    from York, PA

    "Another 70's***** bag mucle car blows a gasket, after the ill-fated antics of a failure circus freak."
     
  30. Kojack
    Joined: Feb 11, 2003
    Posts: 1,294

    Kojack
    Member

    "Hey Ted, I think the E-brake is on."
     

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