"Ok Dave... you get in the car and do a brake-stand... and I'll act like I'm holding you back... while Phil takes the picture. Nobody is smart enough to notice that the brake lights are on and I'm an idiot" Sam.
[ QUOTE ] NASCAR Official attempts to curb excessive celebratory burnout after Holden Monaro claims upset win at the 2005 Daytona 500...NASCAR hands victory to Dale Jr! [/ QUOTE ] Even though he finished 10th - it was done just because he is "Junior"
"I just saw "Chopper" for the 15th time... I look just like him but with both ears... I bet I can stop that car with my bare hands.... Yep. Now I think I'll go start a Bikey war..."
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