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Car CLub Question?

Discussion in 'The Hokey Ass Message Board' started by Johnny Black, Oct 12, 2005.

  1. Flathead Youngin'
    Joined: Jan 10, 2005
    Posts: 3,662

    Flathead Youngin'
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    "Can Blown49 come out and play.......what do you mean you don't like me......."
     
  2. blown49
    Joined: Jul 25, 2004
    Posts: 2,212

    blown49
    Member Emeritus

    You play too rough :eek: I got rearended last Saturday in my truck and f****d up my back so I'm only up to marbles, Monopoly, checkers, cards or other minimal games for a while. Have to get better by Sunday as that is Jack Roush day in Manchester. Small car show and a parade where you can light 'em up right downtown on US52 (cops light 'em up too) :D . Jack will be there if anyone reading is a NASCAR fan signing autographs. It's his hometown. Registration starts @ 9:00 am, judging @ 11:30 and trophies @ 2:00 then autographs.
     
  3. hiboy32
    Joined: Nov 7, 2001
    Posts: 2,797

    hiboy32
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    from Omaha, NE

    The first thing you have to do is make sure you have a hotrod or custom that YOU think is cool. Then you have to have friends that think your ride is cool, or make friends that think you AND your ride is cool. Then you have to make sure that your friends have severed all ties with thier former car club. Now and only now can you start up the coolest damn car club around!
     
  4. Now that's BS. You can belong to all the clubs you want. I used to be in the Price Club, but they changed that to Costco. I save money on groceries because I'm in the Von's Club. I thought I was in the Subway Sandwich Club, but they won't honor my card. They just want sell me a club sandwich. I always sit at the 1,000 foot mark at the drag races and that's the 1,000 foot club. My car club is the Vipers and I'm pretty sure I'm the treasurer of the Awful Awfuls of Nitro W.V. All that love and still, NOBODY thinks I'm cool.

    So, there! Mr. Hiboy32
     
  5. hiboy32
    Joined: Nov 7, 2001
    Posts: 2,797

    hiboy32
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    from Omaha, NE


    I think you may have a club addiction.
     
  6. Squablow
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
    Posts: 18,289

    Squablow
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    Way OT but the best club name ever. My brother went to college in Platteville, Wisconsin. They have a grocery store called Dick's. They had a "savings card" called the Insider. My brother had the card, he was a memeber of
    the Dick's Insider club. How cool is that?
     
  7. how's about calling the club, "MOUNTAIN MAMAS" in honor of the great JOHN DENVER song... ya'll could go racin' on 'yer country roads for HOOTCH...
    nic
     
  8. Whats up Nor Cal. You comming down to Primer Nats with Oggie?
     
  9. BoomBoom
    Joined: Jun 17, 2002
    Posts: 875

    BoomBoom
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    Squablow, that is Money!! Where can I get me one of those cards?!!
     
  10. caffeine
    Joined: Mar 11, 2004
    Posts: 2,439

    caffeine
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    from Central NJ

    i look at this post and laugh about the buncha douchebags at the jalopy showdown.

    :D:D:D
     
  11. Squablow
    Joined: Apr 26, 2005
    Posts: 18,289

    Squablow
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    Unfortunately some non-fun-loving femenists protested it and now they call it the Dick's saver card or something that ain't as cool. Someone sent it into MAXIM magazine and got it printed once. I know a couple people who have the card yet and most don't believe it until they see it. Funny shit, I can't believe the store owners let that slide for so many years.
     
  12. maybe... might roll down with 'low n' rusty'... paul b. i'll let you know... be well.
    nic
     
  13. Well, I'm in a 12 step program for it and now I don't use one on the steering wheel. I'll probably get my car swiped as a result. But I've faced my addiction and am dealing with it. My main addiction is that I'm a Hope Fiend.
     
  14. Tony
    Joined: Dec 3, 2002
    Posts: 7,350

    Tony
    Member

    Who you callin a douchebag...DOUCHEBAG!!
    good times..
    :D:D
     
  15. Hey Kiddies,

    I've got a club foot, does that count?

    I say this, if you want to be in a car club, go find people you dont like, save making a club with friends and then not liking them down the track :D

    Danny
     

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